First fanfic yay :D dunno how this is supposed to work but I'll give it a shot :P Have fun reading.

Harry James Potter stared out of the window of his "house" aka jail and let out a heartbreaking sigh. He started wondering if his life was going to be like for the rest of his life. Woe started creeping up on him, trying to steal his soul but Harry quickly regained his thoughts and got back to finishing his chores without another thought.

Poor Harry didn't know, he could have had a life that Dudely had right now (no not being fat, just having a happy mother and father that love you). But of course, Albus Dumbledore has to mess up his life doesn't he? No one knew that Harry didn't actually just disappear but Dumbledore took him away from this life because he thought Harry's twin brother was actually the chosen one because he had a V scare on his forehead while Harry had a lightning bolt.

He separated them fearing that Harry will somehow make his twin brother, Valentin, weak.

While Harry was having the life of a slave, Valentin was having paradise and became spoiled.

But you have to say, he is a wickedly handsome with red hair like his mother just more scarlet. His eyes were violet and he had a still pretty childish, lean figure.

Harry POV

'Seriously Dudely, stop pissing at the side of the toilet! the floor isn't the toilet, IT'S THE STUPID BOWL WITH WATER IN IT! First of all, it stinks, and second of all, I don't want to get anywhere get near your pee' I thought in my head.

As I finally finished up with cleaning the bathroom, I returned to my cupboard to take a 30 min rest.

I truly hated life right now. I'd rather much be dead. Or maybe I can escape from them! I can run away and take care of myself outside, get a job and live a life of my own.

I mean, if I survived not eating for 3 days straight and still doing work with it and having spiders as friends and getting beat up by my aunt and uncle, I'm pretty sure I can survive outside. I mean I can do a lot of work.

All I have to do is find out how to get out of this stupid hell hole. Maybe I can steal one of Aunt Petunia's bobby pins and use it as a pick to open the lock when they lock me here at night and I can sneak out with some of my "clothes" (rags) and find a place to stay for a while.

Then I can go to a restaurant to ask them if I can work there. I wonder if they will accept someone as young as me. All I can do is hope and wonder. After a few minutes of intense planning, I stood up to go find a bobby pin.

Valentin POV

Life was annoying, too many people ask for my autograph and people know every single tiny detail of my public and my private life. One would think that being a celebrity is great and all ups and no downs.

Well let me tell you something, there are plenty of downs. But of course the ups most of the time overtake the downs (well at least for me).

I wonder where my twin is. I wonder what his life if is like. I always imagine him as a normal person with a normal happy life. A life where you don't have to deal paparazzi and had normal friends. I imagine him as nice and hard-working and being smart.

I know he's not dead because his name is still bright on the Potter Family-Tree. I sighed and walked into my room to reread the book about quidditch. I slowly fall asleep and soon enough I'm sound asleep.

Harry POV

*click*

'YESSSSSSSSS IT OPENED' I shouted in victory in my head. I slowly open the door and look around at the dark hallway leading to the front door.

I slowly creep out as quietly as possible and opened the door and closed it again quietly behind me and suddenly, I feel great victory.

I'm free…I'm free? I'M EFFIN FREE EVERYONE! HARRY POTTER IS FREEEE EVERYONE FEAR FOR POTTER IS NOW FREE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I run to the most lonely alley where I'm pretty sure my aunt and my uncle will never look. I make myself a bed with the clothes I brought along but before I could lie down someone picked me up by the collar of my shirt, slightly choking me.

I squealed with surprise and flailed my arms and legs around but it didn't help. The arms that were gripping me were stronger than my uncle's! They were like iron grips! Then I felt a rope getting tied around my wrists, binding them together and I soon felt them at my ankles too.

Then the person gagged me, preventing me from screaming and shouting and finally he faced my face towards him. He gave me a cruel cold smile and his acid green eyes felt like they were burning his soul away.

He cooed, "What are you doing out here all by yourself at night pretty boy? You might get caught!" He cackled loudly. I suddenly saw something slithering our way and realized it was a snake.

"Help!" I hissed through the gag. The snake gave me a shocked look (well if snakes could look shocked) and then quickly gave a quick something that looked like a nod and jumped up and struck him with lightning speed.

The man holding me gave a quick squeal and ran off. I gave the snake an appreciative look and the snake quickly undid the ropes and the gag, giving me the freedom of talking and as soon as I did I hissed out, "Thank you so much! You have no idea how thankful I am but may I ask you a question? Why did you save me?"

The snake tutted and hissed back, "First of all, what the hell are you doing out here all alone? Didn't you parents ever tell you it's bad to go out at night, much less, SLEEP OUTSIDE AT NIGHT! To answer your question, it is because you are one of the last people to speak the snake language."

"Snake language?" I ask. "I'm not speaking snake language, you're speaking English!"

The snake stared at me and hissed, "You do know you're hissing right now right? Nope, you're not speaking English. Now go to sleep young one, I'll watch after you as you sleep. There is more time for questions tomorrow."

I started to protest but the snake suddenly whacked me in the head with its tail and I fell unconscious.

The end of chapter one.

Umm yeah…reviewing would be nice and yeah, don't judge, this is the first time I ever tried writing like this and I thought writing about Harry and a snake would be fun so yeah. :D