Not a Thief, a Great Thief

Chapter 1

Dean slashed at sam with his wicked long silver blade. Sam's red life essence oozed onto Deans motel sheets.

"What the hell dude!" exclaimed Sam.

"Sorry but you really shouldn't sneak up on a guy like that!" said Dean.

"I wasn't sneaking up on you I was getting my watch from the nightstand."

"Sorry dude. I haven't been the same since Cass pulled me out of the tanning bed."

"I know you haven't. You know you can talk about it with me if you want."

"Dude are we chicks or something? Do you want to talk about our feelings over some chick flick?

"Well you don't have to be a jerk about it. Whatever just go take a shower and get changed so we can go out and talk to the chicks who said they went to the fortune teller with the Sphere of Destiny." said Sam in an excited tone.

"Really dude I swear you're such a nerd.

Sam and Dean hopped in the Impala and drove to the nearest and cheapest eating establishment. Dean got out of the car and rested his arms on the top of the vehicle.

"Hey Sam?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think we can see a some girls shower if we find this sphere?"

Sam scoffed. "Dude, you are such a perv."

Dean chuckled as they both opened the door and went in the diner.

Dean scanned the menu with his vibrant green eyes. He decided on the egg, bacon, and ham sandwich with cheese and fries. Sam just ordered a salad.

"Looks like someone is hungry." said Sam.

"I haven't eaten in two days since that damn wendigo stabbed me in the stomach, ok? I'm freakin' starving. Ok so anyways what exactly is the Sphere of Destiny?" asked Dean.

Sam inhaled. "The Sphere of Destiny is a quartz crystal ball with supposed actual great powers. It was said to be part of Cleopatra's Eye, the crystal ball that Cleopatra the Vll was said to first see Mark Anthony. Anyways its super powerful and people shouldn't have that kind of power so we are gonna find it and destroy it."

The food came and as soon as Dean saw it he started chowing down. With his mouth full he said, "Dude, you are such a nerd."