Disclaimer: I don't own Jak and Daxter.

Ok, this is my first fic…so being me it's obviously gonna have humour in just about every chapter.

I've been waiting so long to get this story out so I made an account on Fanfiction. Yay.

Ok, so I'm Jak. Freaky eco guy, got a rat on my shoulder. Well actually he's an ottsel. His name is Daxter.

I have two friends. One, a brunette name Artemis. Her eyes freak me out. They're usually silver. But sometimes they go black or red, and she gets caws and her pupils are slits instead of being round. I think that signals that she's angry.

My other friend is another brunette. Torn. Well not really a friend. He's like a twig and only sleeps every new moon. I think. Artemis is like any other female member of the Underground though.

So lately, they've been acting weird. I've been trying to figure it out, but every time I ask them, Torn starts rolling around on the ground laughing. Soo not like him. And Artemis just stares at me like she doesn't know what to say.

Back to my point. We were on a mission wandering through the palace. We were supposed to get some chip with a load of the barons plans. It would be suicide if I went alone, so Torn and Artemis had to come to. They don't really get along so I think that was a bad idea…

"If you would have stopped YELLING then I could stop YELLING and then we could have just got in, then got out NO PROBLEM!!"

"I was yelling?! Look whose TALKING!!"

"I told old green stuff this was a ba-a-ad idea." Daxter whispered to Jak as they ran behind Artemis and Torn. Who were fighting.

"Hey could you guys uh, stop, we have guards after us remember?" Jak said.

"SHUT UP!!"

"That wasn't the best idea either."

"Shut up."

"In here." Torn pulled Artemis and Jak into an empty room.

"Hey what's this do?" Daxter jumped off Jak's shoulder to one of the many computers.

"Don't tough anything!" Artemis almost shouted.

"Be quiet!" Torn hit Artemis over the head.

"I'm not taking orders from you!"

"You want to get caught?"

Artemis growled and looked away.

"What are all these computers for?" Jak looked at the many screens.

"They're for the security cameras. See? One's in this room." Artemis pointed to one of the screens which showed Daxter looked at some of the many buttons across the room.

"Hey can I press one?" Daxter put his foot over a particularly large blue and violet one.

"No!!" Torn, Artemis and Jak yelled.

"Too late!!" Daxter stepped down on the button.

There was a bright flash and when it was gone, the button left with it. Like it was never there. Torn and Artemis were also gone.

"Yeah that's right, act smart." Torn glared at the back of Artemis' head as she explained the security cams.

"Hey can I press one?" he looked at Daxter who was a millimetre away from pressing a blue and violet button.

"No!!"

Artemis looked at all the screens. Each one watching a different room in the palace.

"They're for security cameras. See? One's in this room." She pointed to one of the screens and watched Daxter walk to a large button.

"Hey can I press one?"

"No!!"

Torn opened his eyes and looked around from the floor. Funny. Last he checked, he was in that room with all the security camera screens.

He felt dizzy as he stood up. What just happened? Where were the others? Why did he feel shorter?

Torn put his hand to his head to steady himself. But quickly brought it in front of his face and looked at it.

Torn's eye twitched.

He brought his other hand up.

He twitched again.

Torn quickly looked at his body and hair.

Er, Artemis' body and hair. Artemis' 17 year old body and hair.

Artemis opened her eyes. Wasn't she in a different room?

She felt dizzy as she stood up and looked at her surroundings. Just an empty room.

This dizziness must have been messing with her. Last she checked, she was 5'4. Not 6'something.

Artemis looked at her hands and ran them through her hair.

She twitched all over.

She quickly looked at her body and now shoulder length hair.

Well…Torn's body and shoulder length hair.

Jak Looked at Daxter.

"What just happened?" Daxter asked.

"I don't know, where are Torn and Arte-"

Jak stopped as screams echoed through the whole palace.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

He cringed as his brain registered the voices.

Torn and Artemis.

Jak ripped through that palace. Killing anything that got in his way.

He eventually found Artemis smashing her head against a metal wall yelling.

"WHOLE CRAP! HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER HER!! DAMN DAMN DAMN-"

Jak cringed as he held Artemis from hitting herself again. He never heard her curse this much.

"Whoa whoa Artemis, what happened?" Jak said.

"GET OFF OF ME I'M GONNA MURDER THAT EFFING-" Artemis broke from Jak's grip and ran out, eyes red and claws coming from her fingers.

Well? What do you think?

Go easy please?