The Boyfriend Files.
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I have waited forever for the perfect boy.
He never came.
So, screw him, I decided.
I didn't really give a damn.
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"Ugh.." She rolled away from him. "You are so bad at this." Looking back on him, she yanked the blanket around herself and hobled away to the bathroom to get her clothes. "In fact," she told him, as she slammed the bathroom door. "You're the worst I've ever had."
He sat up in bed, looking at his closed bathroom door. "But you said I was your first!"
A few curses later, she emerged from the bathroom in a rumpled striped shirt hanging crokedly on her frame, and old faded jeans."What's your point?" she asked, eyeing the naked man on the bed.
He said nothing, just stared at the girl who seemed to not give a damn about all his money and power, or anything else for that matter.
"Do you have any birth control pills?" She asked him, grabbing her flip flops and bag.
"Why would I have birth control pills?" he asked her, incredilous.
"I dunno, i just assumed you wouldn't want a bunch of kids running around, since you seem to like to screw around a lot." She said, not looking at him while she slipped the flip flops on. "By the way, do you have any money, I need to take a taxi home?"
He looked at her disshevelled hair, strange green blue eyes, and couldn't make himself reject her. "Yeah, my wallet is on the table in the hall."
She stood up, gave him a wave and a smirk, and marched out of the large bedroom.
She stopped at the table in the hall, and looked in the mirror. Her hair was messy, and she combed her fingers through it, though that didn't do much. Rolling her eyes at her messy reflection, she picked up the wallet and opened it. Her eyes went wide.
Looking back the way the bedroom was, she decided he wouldn't come after her with a lawsuit. He did, after all just screw an under aged girl.
She slipped all the twenty's out, about thirty in total, and looked at the lone five bill. after a moment's concideration, she took the five as well, dropped the wallet on the table and opened the door.
As a last thought, she looked back and yelled. "By the way, don't call me!"
And she was gone.
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Outside the wind was cold, and she wondered what she was thinking wearing the stupid shirt. Stashing the money in her bag, she looked around.
'Great' she though, 'I have no fucking clue where I am.'
She started walking down the street, eyeing the unfamiliar stores, until-
"AHA!" she screamed, then rolled her eyes as stuck up looking people stared at her.
Running across the street, the almost kissed the doors of the familiar store. Of course, it was a lot cleaner then she was used to, and the cashier seemed to glare at her as though she was bringing dieseases into the damn place.
"Hi, can you show me where the birth controll pills are?" she asked, trying to keep the annoyed tone out of her voice.
The cashier flipped her blonde hair, with her fake nails and glared through coloured green contacts. "Right this way."
After following through a few rows while wondering how a woman with the butt the size of Mars could walk in stelletoes, she almost crashed into the said butt. "This is what we have, I hope you find what you need."
"Yeah, thanks." she mummbled, moving closer to the bottles and boxes of pills. 'Oh, the possibilities!' she thought sarcastically. Then she noticed the woman was still standing behind her. "Could I like, have a moment to decide? Thanks" She turned back to the shelf, barely hidding her grin as the woman huffed and stalked away, wavering unsteadily on her stilletoes.
She looked back until she couldn't see the woman anymore. Slowly, she picked up a few boxes and read the instructions. 'Take two in the morning after- whoo-ho, okay then' she laughed to herself. Looking back once again, she quietly opened the box, and poured the pills into the small pocket of her bag. She took the box and shoved it behind all the other boxes, making the scene of the crime just as it was. Smilling to herself, she walked back to the front of the store.
Putting the most innocent expression one could muster after stealing birth control pills, which isn't very innocent at all, she waved at the cashier. "I think I'll take my chances with the whole baby thing."
She caught the disgusted expression on the stilleto girls face before the door slammed closed behind her.
Life was good.
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It was still cold when she walked out of the store, and she cursed the clouds that seemed about to explode with rain any second now. 'Don't you dare' she thought 'Not until I get home'.
Something up there was against her, because by the time she got home, she was utterly soaked.
"Ugh.." she mumbled after dropping her bag on the floor of her small appartment. "I hate it when the weather man is right."
She pulled the pills out fo her bag and shoved them in a small cupboard in the kitchen. Taking two, she swallowed them, then almost choked. Coughing, she gagged. "What the hell do they put in this crap? Toxic waste?" She guessed.
Locking the door she turned away and sighed.
Slipping the shirt over her head, she headed for the bathroom, leaving a trail of clothes on the way there.
"No work till six, time for a bath and a nap. And maybe food if Sango works today." She mumbled as she skipped into the tub and watched water slip over her tired feet.
She closed her eyes and smilled when she remembered the stack of twenty's in her bag.
When the horoscope said "a big surprize" it wasn't kidding.
She sighed and slid underwater, the bubbles floating to the surface.
When she got out of the water, it wasn't hot anymore, just slightly warm.
Looking in the mirror, she picked up the scissors and smirked.
It was time for a new look.