WARNING THIS STORY WAS A COMBINATION WRITING BETWEEN ME AND TWO FRIENDS! MY WRITING WILL BE IN REG. FONT. THE CREATOR OF MYUKI'S WILL BE IN BOLD AND THE CREATOR OR ERIN'S WILL BE IN ITALICS. Also, this is a spoof and is suppose to be a comedy without much seriousness at all. Enjoy. ~Winter
Myuki picked up the fallen clothes on her dorm room floor. She wanted her room to be clean when Amaimon came to pick her up for their date. She blushed at where her thoughts were going. They were just going to the movies; they weren't going to do that… Myuki sighed. They couldn't do that, not with her roommate about anyway.
The Demoness sighed and looked about. Everything was in place. Myuki frowned when she noticed something was missing.
'Where's my lamp?' she thought.
Myuki looked all around except for right under her feet. A scream erupted from her throat as she slipped and fell out the window.
When Myuki woke up, she realized that instead of rose bushes (or Shiemi's mom) she had landed on a yellow brick road. The confused Demoness stood up.
"Where am I?" She wondered aloud.
"Arf!"
Myuki frowned.
Did something just bark?
"ARF!"
Suddenly, she was tackled.
Myuki's breath whooshed out of her as a five foot three being landed on her.
"'I'll make you my trophy!'" Myuki shoved the thing off of her. That sentence reminded her of a perverted mercenary…and her sister.
"Erin?"
"Sup?"
The red-head looked up at her. She was wearing an over-sized t-shirt, shorts, and black converse. Her dog ears were pointing straight up and her short tail was wagging.
"Why are you dressed like a dog?"
A loud laughing cut off Erin's reply.
A pink bubble appeared and popped in front of Myuki and Erin.
" Mephisto?"
The Demon in question was holding a pink cupcake umbrella and smiling at them.
"Welcome to Oz!"
Myuki groaned.
"I knew I wasn't in True Cross anymore…"
"Anyway, she's playing Toto and I am obviously-"
"Gay?" Erin coughed the word into her hand.
The Demon ignored her.
"The Good Witch of the North! Oh, and as the Good Witch…Eins, Zwi, Dre! Cuckoo Clock of Candy!"
Myuki and Erin ducked as the Cuckoo Clock of Candy flew over their heads and crashed down onto a purple haired Demon.
"There we go! Put on the ruby combat boots and follow the yellow brick road!"
Myuki had the boots on before he even finished his sentence. She squealed. They looked perfect with her mini blue Loli dress.
"Hey, where is the chorus of singing little people?" Myuki said seriously.
"What?" Mephisto said "They would be too expensive to pay. I'd spend millions."
"I refuse to do anything without the singing little people."
"Eins, Zwi, Dre!
Suddenly, Myuki found herself and Toto-Erin transported farther down the road.
"…Why couldn't he just teleport us there?"
"Woof! Woof!"
Myuki sighed. "C'mon."
Toto-Erin jerked the basket out of Myuki's hand and sat on it.
"No…There is no way I can carry you!"
"God damn it!" You're too heavy!" Myuki panted as she dragged Erin and the basket down the yellow brick road. She was about to kick Erin off when a sudden, annoying cackling stopped her. In a poof of blue smoke, Lucia appeared.
"You stole my shoes! Do you know how much ruby boots cost!?"
"Mephisto made me steal them from a dead guy."
"That Dead guy was my brother! I'll make you pay!" said the annoying girl.
"Oh, great…" Myuki sighed as she kicked Erin and took off running.