"This is horrible; I'm simply appalled
If you don't fix this, I'll fire you all!
I don't care you if break my Chinese antiques
Or if you're responsible for all Lexcorp's leaks.
I don't care if you drug me and call me insane,
Or hire the my pilot to crash my plane.
You can hurt me and shoot me and kick me and stab me.
If you really want to, I'll let you kidnap me.
You can key the Porsche. You can lie to my face.
You can come to my house and vandalize the place.
You can hate me because my old man's a jerk.
You can copy my favorite trademark smirk.
You can burn my huge collection of books.
You can be unfazed by my ::sighs:: amazing good looks.
You can tell falsehoods about me to the press.
You can slaughter me in checkers or chess.
You can laugh at me 'cause I don't have any hair.
You can do all these things, and I simply won't care.
But this, this my friends, has crossed the line,
This, this my friends, is simply malign."

"But, Lex, I'm confused. What could have caused this?",
Clark, the superhuman, knew something was amiss,
"What, Alexander, deserves such a rant?"

"Why, Clark", Lex replied, "I'm out of Ty Nant."