Deadpool and Hidan
Episode 1: The Annoyance Begins
Hidan had returned from a misson he was recently sent to complete, bloodied and battered as usual.
"Man...was that a load of fuck..." He sighed in grief when suddenly he felt the change in the air of the hideout.
Someone was there but not of their group, a trespasser.
The red clad Mercenary suddenly charged at him, shooting him down like raid by the S.W.A.T. team.
"Gah! What the hell?!" He yelled as he took each bullet to his body.
"Ha Ha! Got ya!" Said the strange masked man in a cheerful tone.
"What the hell are you doing you fucking weirdo?!" Hidan raged as he felt the stinging of the bullets seep into his body.
The red and black-clad masked man did not speak but instead put a cover over his mouth and tied him up, picking him up and carrying him with one arm as if his strength was immense.
He carried him off into the forest, whistling with glee.
Hidan thought "~Man, this guy...he's too cheery for me...it makes me sick to my Jashindamn stomach!~".
The Merc walked continuously, seeming bored from the walk.
"So name's Deadpool by the way or just call me Wade! Whatever ya like!"
The Jashin fanatic raised an eyebrow to his sudden spoken words.
"Wonderin' why I suddenly started talking? Well this walk is getting boring so I thought we'd bond over this roadtrip! Want some Cheetos? I got some if you'd like-" The Merc with a Mouth began to ramble on and on, irritating Hidan the more he spoke.
"~God does he ever shut up?! He's worse than Tobi! How can he talk this much?~" Thought Hidan in an irritated manner.
"-and that's when I found out she was a guy...but let's not get into that. Anyways I'm here to take you over to someone who wants your head. Yes sir you're now wanted for a bounty! Hooray!" He cheered in a gleeful manner.
"A bounty? By who?" He said muffled under the cover over his mouth.
"Ahh I dunno! All I know is I'm gettin' paid...and sadly not getting laid...yet.." He said chuckling afterwards.
Hidan grumbled in annoyance by what Wade had said.
"You should ask him if he knows any good babes around here Wade~!" Said the carefree voice inside of his warped mind.
"Don't listen to that idiotic moron Wade, stick to the mission!" Said the more strict and intelligible voice in his crazed psychotic mind.
"Shut up! We wanna see some tits!" Said the carefree voice in an angry tone.
"No! We need to stick with the mission or we won't even have the money to even see any type of woman..." Said the intelligible voice in an annoyed tone.
"Whoa! Whoa! Guys, we'll get the money first, then we'll get the boobies!" Said Deadpool in an outburst of excitment.
Hidan looked at him with a strange look, as if Hidan himself was creeped out by Deadpool.
Deadpool looked over at Hidan and chuckled.
"Ha Ha Ha! I forgot to mention, I have two other voices in my head! They're awkward neighbors~" he whispered to Hidan.
Hidan looked much more annoyed by Deadpool and his antics.
He whispers once again "They even watch and listen in when I'm wackin' it...very awkward neighbors~".
Hidan grumbled and looked displeased with Wade's usual annoying gibberish.
As the two traveled along, little did they know they were being followed.
"Hidan you idiot...how did you manage to get caught by this guy?" Spoke softly, the man with reddish, green eyes and a grey clad ninja mask.