Okies, this story is based loosely on Gidget because of the surf stuff and some of the plot but I'm changing it up a bit. The pairing is k/k probably or something.

Flames r tolerated but not celebrated.

Rurouni kenshin belongs to Shonen Jump Comics and Nobuhiro Watsuki.

Chapter Uno



Kamiya Kaoru sat on her bed staring at the ceiling in her home by the beach. She watched as the blades of her ceiling fan spun slowly, barely awake from the summer boredom which affects ever high school teenager over their three months of vacation. The anticipation for college had all but worn off and so her life had gone back to its steady and might I add slow pace. Her favorite band, The Offspring, kept repeating itself but she made no move to turn it off. The story of her life.

At age 18 she was a slender girl in a middle to upper class suburban home. Ever since her mother died at the age of 8 and her father's untimely death she and her brother Yahiko had been living with her aunt and uncle. It wouldn't have been a bad predicament however being the prude that he was Hajime Saitou was an overbearing man not to mention a workaholic police chief. Also living with her was her cousin Megumi. Megumi was quite the opposite of Kaoru and was the only daughter of the Takani side of the family. She was staying with Saitou to study under Dr. Gensai to become a world-renowned doctor. Today, however, Megumi was in the mood for something else.

The day was bright sunny with the standard bird chirping and breeze blowing through the trees. It was peaceful until Megumi's multiple amounts of friends decided to stop for a visit. The unruly amounts being: Sekihara Tae, Komagata Yumi, Kamatari, Shura and Tae's younger sister Tsubame. All of a sudden the whole house became loud and animated.

"Great, another fabulous morning with the pep squad," Kaoru thought sarcastically, her eyes never leaving the fan blades. It wasn't that she had a problem with these girls it's just whenever they were around she felt so out of place. She wasn't into clothes, hair and the latest episode of the O.C. The fact was Kamiya Kaoru was a tomboy and proud of it.

"O my god!" she heard a voice cry from Megumi's room. "Did you see what happened last night? Did you see the look on her face when...?" The voice continued.

(a/n seriously I have no idea what ppl see in that show. I never could finish an episode so I can't really type in the rest of the sentence.)

'Seriously I have no idea what people see in that show. I ended up laughing my head off. Rich kids and their problems, wow what entertainment.' Kaoru thought. 'There're a bunch of girls getting in "Bitch fights"' as she called them.

(a/n don't get mad at me for hating the show these are my friends thoughts too.)

"Hey Megumi! Speaking of totally cute guys, there's a new surf boy in town. They say he surfs from place to place and that's all he does. You want to go check him out, I hear he's the got the best body around. Not to mention the standard." The voice that sounded like Yumi said.

"Yeah, sounds fun, hold on let me invite tanuki over. Uncle Saitou says were not bonding enough, whatever that means." She could hear Megumi reply.

(Scene change)

"No way in hell" snorted Kaoru as Megumi held up a skimpy bikini she wanted her to wear.

"Watch your damn tongue Tanuki" she could hear her uncle reprimand from down stairs."

"How the hell does he do that?" Kaoru muttered under her breath. It was eerie how he knew every time she swore. What was even stranger is that he just swore reprimanding her for swearing. Confused, she shrugged it off.

"Why not Tanuki?" Megumi pouted still holding the bikini.

"Because I'm not a slut that's why!" Kaoru huffed.

"Fine be ugly I don't care, such a sad thing to see that body go to waste." The defeated Megumi retorted and stalked off. "Just be ready in five minuets because Tae is picking us up."

Kaoru got off her bed in slipped into a one peace and wore her usual cargos and over large tee shirt. She put on her krocs (a/n there not yellow!) and her super stylish op sunglasses and wore her extremely trendy hickory crawdads hat backwards. (scene change(

After barely surviving the endless droning of Brittany's Toxic for the millionth time in a row the caravan finally made it to the beach. While Megumi and her friends undressed and decided to cover themselves in tanning oil, she started walking towards a building to the side of the road a.k.a. her home away from home, the dive shop.

"Hey Tanuki!" Megumi called stretching out her tan body on a towel to the appeasement of various men on the beach. Kaoru turned to face her cousin. "Where are you going?"

"I'm headed to the shop to see if I can catch a boat out." She called resuming her walk towards the broken down building.

"Ok, well tell Sano I said to grow a brain" she called and her tanuki cousin waved a hand to say she acknowledged Megumi's comment.

(Scene Change)

Sanosuke Sagara was a well-known surfer on the beach but he was also the owner of a small dive shop on the beach. Currently he was lounging in his tiki decorated "office" yawning and picking out earwax from his head. Although, not the responsible type he managed to keep the shop in order with much help from Kaoru.

"G'mornin Sano, Megumi says hi." Kaoru greeted as she stepped though the door as it clanged against the metal bells to alert when someone has entered or left.

"Oi, Jou-chan, what's up? Sano replied getting up out of his beanbag chair. Kaoru flung her hat and sunglasses onto Sano's workstation. "You going to guide today or should I." The truth was, when Kaoru was the dive master on the tours the male population of divers seemed to rise and as much as Sano loved Kaoru as a sister he still loved making gambling money on the side.

"I'll go. Is Soujiro here, he's supposed to be here." Kaoru replied. She began getting her dive bag and tank ready for the dive.

"I think he's in the back, he's doing the boating stuff today I think" said Sano who was working reception today. He gave Kaoru the roster of people that were on the tour.

(Scene change)

"Okay Gentleman, if you need assistance Soujiro will be on the boat supervising and I will be by the reef if you need anything." Kaoru said. "Remember to stay with your group or partner and stay within the dive flags."

"I know I could use some of her assistance." Snickered a man to his friend. Kaoru hearing this rolled her eyes. It wasn't the first time they used that line and it wouldn't be the last.

(Scene Change)

Kaoru was enjoying her time by the reef. Her dive partner was close by so that wasn't a problem. She took pictures of various corals for her summer paper on marine life. She was trying to remain still so as the current wouldn't smudge the picture. There was high visibility making the perfect day for a dive.

She was about to take a picture of one of the most brilliant colored ray she had ever seen but a something grabbed her shoulder and yanked her up. The ray moved on as she was dragged up further. "What the fu..." her head was rammed into something solid and she blanked out.

(Scene Change)

She awoke slightly afterward. She cleared her vision and saw that she was in a tiny hut that concluded of one cot, the one she was laying on, one table, two chairs, and a shelf full of miscellaneous items. After wondering where the hell she was she tried to get up however the throbbing pain in her head halted her actions.

"Well this is just peachy," she thought as she sat up slowly.

"So sleeping beauty has finally woken up huh?' a cool voice asked as from a corner of the room.

"Where am I?" she said with clear defiance. "And where's my stuff?"

"You mean the dive stuff; well I would think it's on the bottom of the ocean right now." The voice replied. The owner of the voice finally came into view. He had strikingly white hair and an incredible body. His turquoise eyes pierced into her blue defiant ones.

"YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS!!!!!" she yelled. "DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING THERE. IT TOOK MONTHS TO SAVE FOR THAT STUFF!!!!!" Kaoru stopped to breath and then continued. "ARE YOU THE ASSHOLE WHO GAVE ME A CONCUSSION AND LEFT MY STUFF IN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?!!!"

"Actually, no, if you have a bone to pick; you better go to the Battousai. He's the one that saved your life." Enishi chuckled. This woman had character and he liked that. He figured that she wasn't in need of help in the first place but hey who was he to argue.

"Who the heck is the Battousai, and more importantly is he going to pay for damages?" Kaoru snapped.

A startling voice came from behind her. "I'm the Battousai and, no, I am not paying for anything."

"The hell your not." She turned and faced the masculine voice in the doorway. What she saw was the most interesting man she had ever seen. His amber eyes glinted back at her which contrasted against his fiery bright hair.

"I do believe a thank you is in order for saving your life." He commented in a mocking manner.

"O yes let me thank you for loosing 5,000 dollars worth of equipment in the ocean and causing me a concussion, I will forever be in your debt." Kaoru snapped coldly.

"You were the one that wasn't moving. You were just floating in the middle of the ocean." Battousai replied.

"I wasn't drowning you nimrod I was taking pictures. If I have the Bends you are so going to pay." Kaoru shouted.

Note: the bends is a problem that arouses when a diver rises to quickly. They have an uneven amount of gases, which causes bubbles in the blood stream. Those that have the Bends will have to stay in a decompression chamber. Another problem that might occur is when a diver rises to quickly the air in their lungs expanding. Since they were under pressure they have compressed air in their lungs which when expands may cause the lungs to explode. Divers must be sure to rise three feet per minuet as to even out the pressure.

"We'll this is a great way to say thank you." Battousai snorted and stalked out of the tiny shack. She heard clapping from the first man she met. She glared daggers at him as well.

"I'm sure you find this indisputably entertaining you obtuse two by four." She commented.

"My, aren't you the little cynic. You're probably the first to every talk back to the Battousai and have no physical injuries at all." The man replied. "By the way my name's Yukishiro Enishi. I'm new around care to show me around."

"How about a time when this migraine isn't impairing my vision?" She answered as Enishi laughed.

The door to the shack burst open and Sano's towering figure stood in the doorway. "Jou-chan! What happened to you?" Sou is so worried. Some other divers found your stuff and brought on the boat but we couldn't find you." Sano finally looked at the man who was also currently occupying the room. "Enishi, I didn't know you knew Jou-chan. You know tanuki if you wanted alone time with Enishi you could have just said so instead of sneaking off." He winked at Kaoru who turned pink and punched him in the arm. Enishi just laughed again and that was the beginning to a most bizarre summer indeed.

Fini I know the ending could be better but I didn't want it to be a cliffhanger so there ya go. Kenshin will have more of a part and Kaoru will join up the surf crew. This will lead to more teasing by Megumi and endless embarrassment for Kaoru. Yes it was boring but it'll get better. There's some surf stuff a gang thing a Enishi kenshin fight and so forth.

Anyways I'll update soon I guess. Hmm REVEIWs would be nice but I'm not forcing you I'm just saying it might be a decent gesture to REVIEW or maybe I should just not update. Hmmm. Your choice.

Vote for EK or KK

Anyways I'm going to rot my brain with some anime now later dudes.

- Leiko