For the Record, I didn't start it!
By Tupalicious
Disclaimer: I only wrote it. Its J.K.R's all of it.
A/N: I don't know if I'll continue this or not. Just a quick little idea that my friend had.
"I can't believe it Sirius! We pulled it off!"
"I know James but do you think the Head Boy in you eill make you want to report yourself?"
"And why would I want to get expelled? I just hope Evans doesn't figure out who did it. They would do anything to get us expelled. Ever since that first day on the train… Well enough said."
"I agree mate, but do you really think they'll believe that Snivillus and Pettigrew did it?"
"I doubt they'll think of it. The evidence against them is overwhelming."
James, I can't see your face right now but I'll bet that you have your evil smile on."
"Righto pal! A little of Snape's stuff here a little of Peter's there, Perfecto!"
"Um James quick question."
"Yes?"
"What are we doing in the closet and can we get out yet?"
Hold on mate lemme blast the last witness and we'll be home free!"
"Last witness… James! A FIRST year!"
It must be done Sirius, for the good of humanity! Or at least you and me!"
"James stop being dramatic! Lemme out"
"Sirius! If you leave this spot I will never speak to you again!"
"Fine by me I'm out! I… Hey! James what're you… OW! Leggo!"
"Sirius I was serious! I need to…OW! Hold it that's my owowow! That was my leg!"
"AAAAAAAAA!"
James Potter and Sirius Black tumbled out of the closet, each still trying to stop the other from pulling his hair.
Laughter filled the room as Remus Lupin, ten odd fellow Gryffindors and, to James' horror Lilly Evans and her group of friends.
"Pull no punches lads!" called Remus Lupin over the roaring laughter.
"Ha ha, very funny!" James replied.
"Oh James are you hurt?" Lilly asked "That was a hard fall!"
James looked up he had waited six long years to hear words of compassion coming from Lilly Evans.
"Well no Lilly," he said "It was only a little way to fall and Sirius cushioned me as I hit the ground."
"Good!" Lilly said and in a flash of purple light James found himself hanging upside down showing off his new Tasmanian Devil boxer shorts to all around him.