Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the Maximum Ride series. Nada, zip, zilch, nil.

Iggy

I shall dub thou Fluffy.

Dear Fluffy,

I still don't understand why Max is so mad. It was one bomb and it hardly blew up a whole room! I promised I'd make the Gasman clean it up but no she decided to ground me.

Once again, I will point out I did nothing wrong! It's me, after all. Lovable ol' me and I think Max should cut me some slack. I'm blind; I don't get to see colors and all the hot girls Fang drools over. Bombs are my way into the seeing world.

Which brings me to point numero dous. I got a seeing eyes dog. But you need to be really quiet about it because so far it's just me and Gazzy (and Angel) who know about him. Although if those two don't get up that pee stain fast someone else is going to be poking there nose into something smelly.

I named him Edwardo, after Nudge's Twilight books. I think she should be happy I bestowed the honor of calling my dog Edwardo…

Dear Fluffy,

I was just informed that his name is Edward. What a stupid name! Edwardo is ten times cooler than Edward. It doesn't matter anyway. I'm planning on using him for my next bombo explosiono. And for all you animal right's people reading this… Get outta my head/book/ Fluffy! And it is 100% Golden Retriever proof so no worries Edwardo, no worries.

Now, you're probably wondering how I'm able to write. Well the answer is simple. I don't know. And if you keep up with the questions I'm leaving, got it?

Well, it appears I'm in trouble again. Sheesh can't a cute guy like me get a break? But I am a man of virtue and when m'lady calls I must go to answer! Take that Fang, Max is mine!

The Igmister.

P.S. You all do know I was just kidding about the Max thing right? I don't date girls with cooties, sorry not my policy.

Lol, ttyl, ttfn, haakas, and all that good stuff!

So I really dumb short little thing I on urge. I just needed to get it out of my system! I'll either keep this as a one-shot or write more, depending on the reviews. But if I do it'll be different flock members not Iggy again. I know, we all loooove him but still. I'm not a comedian so most of its probably just a failed attempt at getting a few good laughs. But hey I'm not complaining!