This parody was inspired by my friends alambilFelicis and aravisriddle. Thank you very much! Please review it!!!!
I take a deep breath and walk through the doors
It's the morning of my fiftieth birthday
And I snob the students I ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of everybody's way
It's my nth year and I'm gonna be here
For the next four years in this school
Hoping one of those senior staff will wink at me and say
"You know, I haven't seen you around before"
'Cause when you're fifty and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifty feeling like there's no hope for marriage
Well, count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
Fifty
You sit in the library next to a blackhaired named McGonagall
And soon enough she's gonna cry
Laughing at the other girls who think they're so cool
I'll be outta here as soon as I can
And then I'm on my very first date and he's got a broom
And you're feeling like flying
And you're momma's waiting up and you're thinking he's the one
And you're dancing 'round your room when the night ends
When the night ends
'Cause when you're fifty and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
When you're fifty and your first kiss
Makes your head spin 'round
But in your life you'll do things greater than
Dating Filch on the cleaning team
But I didn't know it at fifty
When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now
Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And McGonagall gave everything she had to a man
Who changed his mind and we both cried
'Cause when you're fifty and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifty, don't forget to look before you fall
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifty
Your nth day
Take a deep breath woman!!!