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Now on with the show.
"Alright everybody it's time for America's new dating show. Are you right for me? Here's your host LOGAN!"
"Hello everyone my name is Logan! Better known as Wolverine from the X-men!" Logan walked out from behind a door.
"HEY!" Someone in our audience shouted. "How are you gonna save us from crime if you're hosting a gay dating show!"
"Hey quiet bub!" Logan clenched. "Sorry lost my cool there. Well I am taking a break from the x-men to earn some extra money. Now here is our bachelor for today! You know him you might hate him, he's a snob please welcome Seto Kaiba!"
(Dum Du Dum DA DA DEE!) Theme music playing.
"Welcome Seto how are you!" Logan says as he holds out his hand
"I'm only here because my mom made me do this……" Seto replies.
"Well let's get started we have three beautiful woman for you I'll explain the rules in a moment." Logan points to a curtain where three ladies come out.
"First all the way from the mushroom kingdom we have princess Peach!"
"Second we have the lovely Ms. Starfire!" (Whistling in background)
"Lastly we have the Dark Magician Girl….Wait what? Isn't she a Yu-gi-oh card? Well that's what it says! Dark Magician Girl!
"So now Seto here are the rules, you're gonna take these girls on a date all at the same time, and whenever you get sick of one you get rid of them. You can ask them any questions you want, but everything you do will be on live TV! Now get out of here!"
Logan pushes the four of them out of the studio.
Kiaba looks behind him and sees a man with a camera.
"Who are you?" Our bachelor asks.
"Well I'm your cameraman! My name is Kiyo and this is my buddy Zatch." The cameraman points down and we see a blonde haired kid.
"Alright whatever." Seto sighs.
"Wait a second you Peach!" Seto yells. "Aren't you dating Mario?"
"He was too fat so I dumped him!" Peach sneers.
"Shallow harpy! GET OUT OF HERE!" Kiaba yells.
(DUM DUM DUM!) Music plays
"Ouch and the first lady is out. Let's see what she has to say." Logan from the studio says.
"Well that Seto guy seemed like a loser to me! I would of dumped that piece of beep beep so fast anyway!" Peach yells into the camera.
"Ouch that hurt! Almost as much as it does when my claws come out." Logan smiles.
"Let's check in on Seto."
"So what are your hobbies?" We here Seto ask the two girls.
We them all sitting at a table together.
"Well back on Tamaran I Zorgalt Flich." Starfire smiled
"Well alright. Weirdo. What about you Dark Magician Girl?"
"I like turning flirting with guys." The Dark Magician Girl laughed
"Good hobby." Seto replies.
"Things are getting spicy!" Logan says back in the studio.
"HEY X-MEN!" Someone in the crowd yells. "WHAT IF A METOR COMES AND DESTROYS THE EARTH WHAT WILL WE DO!"
"SHUT-UP! GIVE IT A REST! I'M NOT THE ONLY SUPER HERO!" Logan screams across the room. "Now back to Seto."
"Alright Starfire you're kind of weird so go home." We see Seto shoo off Starfire.
Starfire stands up and flies off.
"Well it looks like Dark Magician Girl wins! Join us next time on are you right for me?"
Well what did you all think? This was in script format! Every chapter will be one show of this! Catch the next show!