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Notes: Because I decided I didn't have enough random insanity in my life, I decided I needed to start another drabble fic.
Warnings: There will be violence, swearing, sometimes implied shounen-ai and crossdressing. Also, general insanity/randomness. Everything I am known for.
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Prompt: 'Bring Your Own Chocobo'
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"Am I..." Rufus paused, taking a look about the boardroom. There were no chairs about the table, with the exception of the one he was sitting in, instead the division heads, as well as the Turks and Sephiroth, were sitting on large feathery beasts of burden all of which stared at him with their beady little eyes. "... missing something here?" He frowned, absentmindedly patting Dark Nation on the head when the cat pushed closer to him, hissing at the unfamiliar birds.
Reno smirked from the back of his chocobo, patting it on the neck as it shifted nervously, warking softly as the large cat at Rufus's feet growled at it. "Boss, didn't you see the memo from your father?" Rufus closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose to stave off the headache that was sure to come. He had seen that memo, and just thinking about it made his mind ache,
Scarlet's chocobo let out a loud wark as it decided to attack Sephiroth's chocobo, which was across the table and on the other side of the room. Dark Nation let out an ear-splitting yowl as Zack's chocobo made a sound eerily similar to a teapot then exploded, splattering black feathers, blood and choco-parts all across the room, leaving the dark haired SOLDIER sitting on the floor in the middle of the bloody mess with a stunned look on his face. Reno's snickering could be heard echoing throughout the room, followed by a loud yelp as his chocobo decided to chase its tail, flinging him from its back.
"From now on...." Rufus said, covering his eyes with his hand, trying not to twitch over being covered in bits of chocobo. The warking had gotten louder now, as Sephiroth had cruelly sliced the head off of Scarlet's chocobo, adding even more blood to the already gore-stained walls. "When my father says 'bring your own chocobo', please check with me first."
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Poor Rufus, he has to deal with so much. I have gained much sympathy for him by playing him, he really has a lot on his shoulders.
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