The Golden Girls
dIsClAiMeR: This is inspired by Mudblood and Sex by aka Tokengirl on Fanfiction. I originally had the idea, but kind of forgot about it. So, the fanfic inspired me again! Anyway if this is similar to "Mudblood and Sex" that is why. By the way, this is in no way body shaming anyone. Sorry if it's slightly offensive
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Lily Evans is pretty, I guess. Sure she has beautiful auburn hair and bewitching green eyes, but other than that she looks pretty normal. As normal as a redhead gets at least. She is 5'4 with almond-shaped eyes and size 3 body with no arse. Suddenly a Large Great Grey Owl came and flew towards Lily and dropped a letter.
Dear Lil's
Can you come over to my house for the rest of the summer? Sel and I will come over and pick you up tomorrow at 1 pm if that's alright with your mum. Sel's here since her mom said yes if that will help persuade your mum. (we will floo over)From your beautiful and Magnificent best friend,
Charlotte
"Mum, can I go over to Charlotte's house for the rest of the summer? Selena is already there and you and daddy will be gone tomorrow for your business trip anyway. Petunia will probably be with Veron." said Lily as she came running across 2 hallways to her mom's office.
"Sure, why not Honey. When are you leaving? If you're leaving tonight I'm afraid that would not be possible since daddy is coming home tonight and we will have a family dinner."
"Oh yeah, that's fine since I'm leaving tomorrow."
Lily quickly wrote a letter
Dear Charlotte,
Mum said it's fine, I can't fucking wait to go over! Say hi to Sel for me, would you?
YOUR friend
LILY EVANS
Lily and her mother talked for a-while and her mother handed her (a lot) money for the rest of the summer. She heard the front gate open and ran down 3 sets of stairs.
"DADDY" screamed Lily as she bear hugged her dad like what she did as a little kid.
"Heya Lily-flower"
They had a lovely *cough* not really *cough* dinner all together. (Not really because Petunia was there) Afterwards, Lily packed her trunk for tomorrow, changed into her PJs and got ready for bed. When Lily woke up hearing an ear piercing scream.
"PETUNIA WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE" Lily screamed.
"I CAN'T FIND MY DIAMOND EARRINGS AHHHH OH MY GOD WHERE IS IT HELPPP-"
"Accio Petunia's diamond earrings," Lily said calmly.
"YOU FREAK. NOW I HAVE TO GET A NEW PAIR SINCE IT'S CONTAMINATED WITH FREAKISHNESS"
"Just tryna help you Petunia if you want you could take it to get cleaned or something."
"I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!" Petunia shouted and walked off snottily.
Ugh whatever she's just a snotty ass bitch (Lily's thoughts)
Lily walked into her room and got dressed for a day. She was wearing denim shorts with a normal white tank top, Lily decided to top it off with Channel sunglasses, a Gucci belt and some Balenciaga sneakers. (Just pretend these brands existed back then) She ate breakfast and decided to read emPride and Prejudice while waiting for her friends. Every 30 minutes Lily would check her LV watch, when she started getting impatient there was suddenly a pop and stumbling noises.
""CHARLOTTEEEE, SELENAAAAAAAA" Lily squealed and ran over to hug them.
"AHH LILY" Charlotte and Selena both screamed and basically tackled Lily.
"Come on, let's go," said Lily excitedly as she headed towards the grand fireplace. When she reached the fireplace she took a bit of floo powder and said steadily
"Henderson Holly Mansion" and threw the powder down and disappeared. When she opened her eyes, she no longer was at the Evans Mansion she was at Charlotte's place. A few seconds later the Charlotte and Selena both appeared and talked about their individual summers while going into Charlotte's room. Suddenly a House Elf appeared
"Hello Miss Henderson, Miss Evans and Miss Forren. Would you like me to take your trunk, Miss Evans?"
"Oh hello Daisy, it would be a pleasure if you would thanks," Lily said as she smiled at the tiny creature. The trio headed towards charlottes bedroom and when they arrived they started their plan.
"So Lily, you remember the plan we talked about?" asked Selena.
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DUN DUN DUN CLIFF HANGERRRR ahahha I'm so evil... not really but ok. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter and I will try upload soon so stay tuned
- JustAnotherGryffindor/strong