Liu Bei sit waiting at he throne. He worry. He sons gone. He very sad. Zhao gone too. Where they go?! Why Cao Cao so mean?! Guan Yu walk in and he mad. Zhang Fei walk in too. He drunk.
"Where Zhao?!" Guan Yu yell.
"Not sure?" Liu Bei say.
"HE BETRAY US! I KILL HIM NOW!!!" Zhang Fei roar.
"No, he not betray, he go find son." Guan Yu nod.
"Bullocks!" Random soldier say.
"WTF?! Are you British?!" Liu Bei ask.
"Er… no mate?" Random soldier say.
"Yes, you British!!" Liu Bei glare.
"Blimey! Why you question me bloke?!" Soldier yell in British accent.
Liu Bei throw him out window and throw a vase at he concubine. Minute pass and man walk in.
"G'day mate!" Man say.
"What he say?!" Liu Bei ask Guan Yu.
"Crikey! What crawled up his bum and died?" Man say in Australian accent.
"Get… him… out…" Liu Bei say mad. Man look out window at concubine.
"Jingoes!! That concubine's a beaut!" He say in Australian accent again. Liu Bei then throw him out window and shoot him with rocket launcher.
"Stupid English speaking people…" Liu Bei walk away and sit.
"REPORT!" Man come in and say Zhao coming.
"I KILL THE TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zhang Fei roar. He and Guan run away randomly for no reason.
"Lord Liu Bei, I come back with you son!!" Zhao say happily.
"Liu Yong?! My Liu Yong come back to me?!" Liu Bei say crying.
"Er… no?" Zhao say.
"Oh? Liu Li!? My boy Liu Li…" Liu sniffle and hold out his hand.
"Er… not Liu Li either…" Zhao give him Liu Shan. Liu Bei glare.
"Is this Liu Shan…" Liu Bei glare.
"Um… yes?" Zhao say confuse. Liu Bei throw Liu Shan on ground and kick him across room. He then curse at Zhao for 5 hour. Guan come in.
"Liu Yong or Liu Li is alive?!" Guan say happy.
"No… stupid Liu Shan alive, not my good boy." Liu Bei then point at baby crawling around. He then throw baby out window.
Zhang Fei walk in. "I see Liu Shan flying outside. He give Huang Zhong heart attack!!"
"haha… something good happen at least." Liu Bei laugh.
Liu Shan then get abducted by alien and alien die.
The End.