I couldn't stop laughing. It wasn't as if I saw things like this every day. And thank goodness for that. I would have died from laughing years ago. Hoggle was staring at me through the mirror portal, looking more annoyed as ever. I didn't mean to laugh. It was just that he looked so damn funny.
I always knew that Hoggle had a crush on me. He was always blushing whenever I complimented him. But this… This was going too far. I laughed again.
"You don't like it," the little dwarf said in a monotone. No, he wasn't happy with me.
"It's not that, dear Hoggle," I said as I tried to muffle my giggles. "It's just a little different."
It's not that I didn't know why he did it, that part of the whole thing made me smile. But the fact that he actually did it, it just was too much for me to handle. I laughed again.
"Right, I'm going to shave it all off!" Hoggle said as he turned away from the mirror in a huff.
"No! No," I yelled at his retreating form but he ignored me. Hell, I would too. If I went out and got Jareths hair style and he laughed, I would be angry too, yes. So now you know what he did. Can you imagine it? Imagine Hoggle with Jareths hair, just thinking that I fell off my bed laughing.