"Hey, Nevada. What's all this about the prostidude or whatever?"
"The what? Oh, Markus? what about him, Cali?"
"What do you mean, what about him? You say that as if it's an ordinary thing!"
"It is."
"How?!"
"Lady, he's the first legal gigolo in the US, not the first."
"Yes, the sex business is a terrible thing," Califorina said, grimancing, "but wouldn't you want to hush it up a bit? Aren't you ashamed?"
Nevada blinks. "No."
A/N: The first prostidude is currently working in Beatty, Nevada. It was all over the NEVADA section of the paper. Apparently he's not that bright, because the owner of the Shady Lady brothel didn't want him taking interviews anymore after he compared himself to Rosa Parks. :o
Sigh...I love this state.