Turn for the Odd
'Thoughts'
[Inner self]
{Demon}
Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto anime or the characters in that story that are mentioned here.
This is a sex comedy fan fic, NOT FOR KIDS
Chapter 1 The start
At her desk, the mighty hokage, known as Tsunade, is fast asleep at 7 in the morning. Then knocking came to her door. Her head sprung up immediately" come on it" she said to the person behind the door. The door opens to reveal naruto " ah, baa chan, its seven in the morning" he yells out to her. Annoyed by his voice this early in the morning, Tsunade is quick to get the mission info." Well Naruto, this is a dozy of a mission" Tsunade says as she looks in her desk drawer for the proper file." Ah here we go" Tsunade says as she opens then envelope" it's a recon mission, you and your partner will be stationed in near the border of iwa and ame, according to the file, iwa has reason to think there is a black market caravan going through the area, your mission is to find, locate, and if possible infiltrate the caravan" Tsunade says to Naruto." Got it, and that sounds like a bit much for one shinobi baa chan" Naruto notes to her. " don't worry about that Naruto" Tsunade says to him, then after saying that there's a knock at the door" come on it" Tsunade says to the knocker. The door opens to reveal hinata. She then closes the door the walks to naruto's side' a mission with him again, nice' she thinks to herself." Ok you two, here are the mission details, apparently there's a former ame nin the area where you two will be stationed, he will be able to help you two during your mission" Tsunade says as she gives a scroll to Hinata" thank you tsunade sama" she says to her professionally. She turns to leave before naruto says something " wait, baa chan did you brief hinata before me?, or will I need to brief her?" Naruto asks her. Hinata and tsunade both seem stunned by the question" ah, well naruto tsunade briefed me last night" Hinata says to him. Tsunade pales for a moment before Naruto faces her " why didn't you brief us both last night baa chan?" he asks her. Hinata watches her face as she stammers to drum up an explaination. "Ah, um…oh fuck it, I was drunk, there, theres your explanation" Tsunade shouts at him. The two shinobi stare at their hokage for a moment before naruto bursts into laughter" hehehe, about time you admit to being drunk on the job hahaha" naruto laughs a bit. Hinata lets loose a snicker. Tsunade lets loose a grumble as the two prepare to exit the office, but then naruto finds the supply detail scroll odd." Seven blank scrolls, contraceptive shots, a quart of eye drops, how long is this mission baa chan" He asks her. Hinata gives a puzzled look at the list also' contraceptive shots, I've never had to get one of those for a mission before' she thinks to her self. Tsunade gives a slight confused look " you know I didn't look at that last night" then she opens the file, and mouths out the words in it " in accordance to the information by the informant, we may expect the mission to last up to a year plus!" she says in a shocked tone. The room is silent for a moment " A year, for a recon mission, which could turn into infiltration, that informant better know what he's doing, if not, ill rasengan his ass" Naruto says angered. "Ugh, naruto don't do that, he's part of the mission too" Hinata says to him. "I know, but a year plus?" Naruto questions her." Well that's the recommended time period naruto, now get out and prepare for the assignment; hinata, you need to hop to the hospital and get those contraceptive shots" Tsunade says to her." Um, hokage sama" Hinata squeaks out to the her" why do I need the shots anyway, its not like naruto and i….well, you know" she says to her with a blush, her feelings for naruto had grown with time, and after the destruction of Pein, many in the village had become indifferent to the fox and saw Naruto, and as her feelings grew, she had gained control over her body functions so she wouldn't faint as much as she did, she did faint still every now and then, but it was becoming a increasing rarity. Tsunade gives hinata sigh" hinata, for missions that are 3-5 months plus with a mixed gender team, the stance taken is to not assume chastity" tsunade says to her bluntly. The two shinobi blush as she says this, then promptly leave the office, after this, Tsunade puts her head back down on her desk again.
At the main gate Hinata is waiting for Naruto to come, she took in the gate and its details as she wouldn't be back for a long time.' I wonder how different I will be when I come back here again' she wondered to her self as she waited for her mission partner to come, then she saw thought person coming up from the horizon. He arrives with his trademark smile "so you ready to go hinata?" he asks her. She nods as they then trek to their destination "Wonder how things will be different when we get back" he openly asks. " no idea Naruto, no idea" Hinata responds.
In a store, a clerk is ringing up a customers items" dog food, ice packs, deluxe condoms, cat treats, and a nail file, that'll be, 27.50" the clerk says to the guy. "Alright, you have a nice day Takeshi" the man replies to him. "You too" Takeshi says as he gives him a smile as the other man walks out of the store.
Naruto and Hinata stop at an inn along the way, to make base and stock on supplies in the nearby town. As they walk through the lobby the staff give them odd stares, but they don't play much attention to them. They walk to the front desk as the clerk there seems to stammer a bit, before asking them" are you two here for the porn shoot upstairs" Hinata turns beet red in an instant but Naruto keeps his cool but doesn't notice Hinata" no we are not here for a porn shoot, we are here for a room" Naruto says firmly." Oh sorry, a film is being made upstairs and not all the stars have arrived, you two seem to fit the bill for porn stars, my apologizes sir" the clerk responds to Naruto." It's not a problem" Naruto says as the clerk quickly gives him a set of keys, but as he does so, Hinata suddenly falls to the floor "HINATA" Naruto shouts in a panic as he picks her up and carries her.
Vivid dreams are in Hinata's mind as she lost consciousness; though she has missions were she went undercover as a seductress, parts of her still remained innocent, especially physically. As her dreams continued she continued to become hot from the inside out. " Hinata" she heard in her dreams, increasing the heat from inside her, consuming her " Hinata" the voice continued, it sounded familiar, and that made her all the more bothered, everything on her didn't feel right, her pants too tight, her shirt too tight, her bra constricting her, she wanted to strip herself of clothes and ride the heat out but she couldn't. " Hinata" the voice finally woke her up, and above her stood Naruto with a worried look upon his face." You ok Hinata, you've been tossing about for quite a bit" Naruto says to her," I'm fine, um, just dirty dreams" ,'that was so stupid' ,she thought to her self, 'telling him the truth, he's going to think I'm a pervert' she continued to think to herself, but Naruto gave a quick chuckle and smirk " yeah I get those too, not sure if there isn't a kunoichi in Konoha I haven't had dirty dreams over" Naruto admits to her. She stares at him shockingly "Even me?" she asks dumbly. Naruto gives another laugh, " I've had plenty with you as the star of them, it's the ones with Tsunade baa chan that freak me out" Naruto says to her. " Tsunade sama" Hinata again asks. "Yeah, I think its that freakish chest of hers, why its that size I have no idea, but im not about to ask her haha" Naruto gives a chuckle before looking at Hinata" are you ok hinata, you seem hot and bothered" Naruto says to her. This comment makes the Hyuuga blush " is it that obvious" she asks him. " pretty much yeah, I can see it in your eyes, well im off to shop around town for some clothes, enjoy your time alone hinata" Naruto says wickedly before leaving the room, which causes Hinata to blush again. After he leaves the room, Hinata walks to her suitcase and opens it up, she then takes out a orange pillow, undoes a zipper on it and walks to the bathroom " why does he do this to me" she says as she closes the bathroom door, then a muted buzz filled the room.
A few hours later Naruto returns to the room and finds Hinata laying on the bed, slick with sweat and panting. Naruto gives a grin before comment "must have been a good one huh?" he asks her, she notices his presence for the first time "What?" she asks him embarrassed. "Your orgasm" he responds to her "it looks like it was a good" Naruto says with a grin. Again heat rises in hinata as does a blush "it was" she mutters to him. 'Great, I'm back where I started' Hinata thought to herself, her moments to herself in the room were spent releasing the heat within her, and though she had pleasured herself many times before, she hardly was ever this bothered, she only became this hot from encounters with Naruto.' It figures' Hinata thinks to herself. She has wanted to release herself from the heat again, but couldn't with Naruto around, at least not as herself. " naruto" she says to him. " Yes" Naruto asks curious by her tone." Well since we are going to be like, husband and wife on this mission it would be to get through any sexual tension now so we can have a more convincing cover" Hinata says to him. A blush spreads on both their faces after a moment "Sounds like a good idea Hinata, what did you have in mind" Naruto asks her, standing still in anticipation. A larger blush creeps down Hinata's face as she twists around to face him " well, I was think I could give you a few lap dances or so" Hinata says to him ' great now he'll think crap about me' Hinata thinks to herself as she tilts her head down. "Where did you learn to do that Hinata" Naruto asks her, clearly confused. Hinata looks up to him with new vigor "Well I have had missions where I went undercover as a stripper, sometimes I was better then the star dancer there" Hinata says to him. "Really that's awesome Hinata" Naruto replies gladly, then sits down in the couch in the room "Well im ready when you are hehe" Naruto grins to her. Hinata stares at him dumbfounded then makes her way to Naruto [right where we want him] her inner thought to herself. She tried to ignore it but what it said was the truth, and so she starts stripping in front of him "What are you doing" Naruto asks confused "well I can't give you a dance with all these clothes on" Hinata tells him as she removes her shirt to reveal her bra. Naruto gets a slight blush at this, then turns beet red as she works to remove her bra" you can keep your bra on Hinata if you want" Naruto says to her." Well I could be this helps me keep in character as a dancer" She says to him as she reveals she breasts to him. Naruto can't help but stare at the marvel that are Hinata breasts, pale ample mounds of flesh with perfect sized dark pink nipples" wow, they look nice" Naruto says without much forethought. Hinata gives him a nod" yeah, I have my nipples pierced during stripper missions to add an element, but I haven't had one in a while so they may have healed" Hinata tells him as she approaches him" I'd think I'd like to see that sometime" Naruto again says with out thought again." Maybe ill do that sometime on our mission" Hinata says as she then pulls a chair in front of Naruto, she slides down beside him to take off her shoes" um isn't this done to music or something" Naruto asks 'I'm not sure I'm ready' he thinks to himself, seeing this side of Hinata pretty much scares him, but he's not sure why." Well yeah, but we don't have a stereo in here, so just sit back and enjoy Naruto" Hinata says as she straddles his lap.
'uh, hot' this is all Naruto can think as Hinata begins dancing, gyrating her hips into his, pressing her chest against his face, moving up and down him, he doesn't remember when his erection started, but I doesn't care, all that matters right now is enjoying the beauty that was dancing on him right now.
'This isn't right' Hinata thinks to herself as she continues to dance on him, lap dances were a lot like dry humping, but this time, the positions were nearly reversed, she was dancing for him for her enjoyment, when normally the person she's dancing on is in it for fun. The heat in her body rises to heights she didn't think possible. By all her accounts, she should have had an orgasm by now, but she hadn't, she wasn't sure why, but she continued her hypnotic dance.
'Uh, oh, oh no, oh man I need to say something' Naruto thinks as he feels an ejaculation coming forth, he tries to say something, but the dancing woman on him keeps him down and hypnotized, and he seems to notice she is dancing more intense now then before 'hope she won't hurt me' Naruto thinks as he decides to duke it out and hope for the best.
'oh man oh man oh man, I'm manipulating naruto' Hinata thinks to herself, the heat in her starts to erupt into something bigger as her dancing twists into something more like sex, but she can't help it, especially as she is grinding down into Naruto. All of a sudden white light clouds her vision. Orgasmic pleasures crash onto her in a seemingly endless cycle, she can feel slickness cascading out of her nether lips. She sits onto the couch beside Naruto still riding high from her orgasm, moments later, still high she notices a large wet spot on the front of Naruto's pants and she blushes mad. Naruto turns to her for a moment " Sorry Hinata I guess I enjoyed your dance a little too…much" Naruto slows his words as he notices wetness on Hinata's panties, then his face erupts into a blush. The dance that was done to destroy any sex tension between the two ended up creating that tension, many fold. The two shinobi didn't face each other for the rest of the day, and didn't say much to each other as they made there way to the town" well we are here" Naruto tells Hinata as they look down on the town they will spend a year or so in". Hinata looks at him for the first time in a while and nods" Yes, we are" she responds.
Turn for the Odd
'Thoughts'
[Inner self]
{Demon}
Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto anime or the characters in that story that are mentioned here.
This is a sex comedy fan fic, NOT FOR KIDS
Chapter 2 The town festival