When Letz Shake woke up that morning, he smirked to himself and thought, 'Yes...today is the day I will finally prove myself to be the greatest!' Quickly climbing out of bed, he took a shower, got dressed, used excessive amounts of hair gel, and grabbed a small white briefcase off the bedside table before rushing downstairs.

After eating a hearty breakfast and giving his mother a good-bye kiss on the cheek, Letz Shake ran outside to hop onto the huge Dr. Shake Earthquake Generator (which also worked as a over-sized moped of sorts), the white briefcase still in hand, and drove off down the street. As he got onto the highway, he noticed everyone driving by was giving him strange looks, so he just flipped them all off and quickly went along his way.

'Ha ha ha...almost there...' Letz Shake thought as he drove Dr. Shake off the intersection and came to a stop in front of a large Toys 'R' Us store. After parking, which was a little troublesome due to the size of Dr. Shake, Letz Shake dashed into the building and opened up his white briefcase, revealing it to be a 40-card deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, all of them kept in mint condition and non-sticking plastic material.

"I'M HERE TO ENTER THE YU-GI-OH TOURNAMENT BEING HELD HERE TODAY!" Letz Shake exclaimed loudly, causing several Toys 'R' Us employees nearby to jump. Everyone just stared at him a while and caused an awkward silence to fill the room. Eventually, Letz Shake noticed this and asked, "Uh...is something wrong?"

"The tournament was YESTERDAY, you faggot. Now go home..." replied one of the employees before leaving to get some aspirin.

Letz Shake just stood there for a moment, his mind trying to comprehend the horror of what he had just heard. 'No...No...No...No...No...No...NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY DIDN'T DESTROYMAN TELL ME IT WAS YESTERDAY?!' Letz Shake wondered as he ran outside and leapt onto Dr. Shake, tears flowing from his eyes.

The reason: Destroyman is an asshole to everyone.

Slapping the side of the machine a few times, Letz Shake awoke the 'good doctor' and prepared his revenge on the foolish Toys 'R' Us employees.

"Disaster Blaster, charging ignition."

"Ignition ready."

"Activating main engine."

"Activating sub-engine."

"Check."

"Cycle ratio 15."

"Cluster Generation active."

"Calculating coordinates."

"Thermal protection on."

"Cycle ratio 25."

"Anti-Shock Balancer open."

"Calculation complete. Heat detection system normal. Target Acquisition 98."

"Main panel open."

"Cycle ratio 55."

"Activate CELL Pistons."

"Maximize output."

"Ignite Vanishing Sparks."

"Cycle ratio 80."

"Activate Trinity Pistons."

"Pistons at peak power."

"Scouting Scope open."

"All systems go."

"T minus 10 seconds."

"Cycle ratio 100."

"T minus 7 seconds."

"Cycle ratio 140."

"T minus 5 seconds."

"Maximum output. Critical point exceeded."

"T minus 3... 2! 1!"

"Fire!"

"Eat this!"

Letz Shake nearly doubled over laughing as Dr. Shake sent a massive shockwave tearing through the ground, splitting the Toys 'R' US store in half and causing all the debris to crush everyone inside, both employees and innocent customers.

"Damn, that felt good!" Letz Shake exclaimed, "Almost made me lose the bowel control, that one...heh heh...let's go home, Dr. Shake..."

Feeling like he had accomplished something that day, Letz Shake drove back home, told his parents that he didn't take any drugs offered to him while he was out, and went upstairs to play the online Yu-Gi-Oh game...

...UNTIL HE REALIZED NO ONE ELSE WAS PLAYING.