Disclaimer - I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. I do own the IM names though. Sort of. ANYWAY!
This is my own personal take on if the Cullens and co. decided to get IM accounts. Blame an XL double double and boredom for this one folks!
Cullen IM names
Alice - futureshoppingqueen
Bella - eternalflame
Edward - soul-less
Emmett - grizzlyvamp
Rosalie - blondsarebetter
Jasper - hailthehale
Esme - butterflykisses
Carlisle - drdogood
futureshoppingqueen has entered the chat-room
hailthehale has entered the chat-room
soul-less has entered the chat-room
futureshoppingqueen - Edward that is THE most depressing screen name I have ever seen
hailthehale - agreed. are you depressed? cause you know I can cheer you up
futureshoppingqueen - awe poor Eddy! hes sad... lets cheer him up.. Wheres Bella?! oh wait...
soul-less - no I am not depressed you two. Thanks for your concern.
hailthehale - are you sure? wait... where'd Alice go?
soul-less - Yes im 100 percent sure. Although about Alice I'm not to sure, I can't read her mind
hailthehale - what? why? Is she to far? did something happen?! OH GOD ALICE!
soul-less - ... Jasper calm down...I can't read her mind because she's singing...
futureshoppingqueen - DAY OH! ME SAY DAAAAY OH! daylight come and me wan go hoooome!
hailthehale - ...Edward...
soul-less - ...Jasper...
hailthehale - wtf?
soul-less - Erm... Excuse me?
hailthehale - wtf.. you don't know what wtf means?
soul-less - No I can't say that I do.
eternalflame has entered the chat-room
futureshoppingqueen - BELLA! YEEEESSSSS thats gonna be great!
eternalflame - SHUSH! Alice quiet! they don't know yet!...
soul-less - know what Bella love?
eternalflame - erm.. uhhhhhh
futureshoppingqueen - EDWARD DOSNT KNOW WHAT WTF MEANS!!
hailthehale - Alice... stop shouting. your going to blow my ear drums.
soul-less - okay 1. your a vampire she cant do that
eternalflame - and 2. its virtual soooooo...
hailthehale - ... I know that. I was being metaphorical.. she is going to blow my VIRTUAL ear drums.. get it?
eternalflame - ...
soul-less - ...
futureshoppingqueen - uhm guys?
soul-less - yes Alice?
myfutureizshopping - BAM!
eternalflame - what??
soul-less - OW DAMN IT ALICE!
eternalflame - what!? what just happened?!
futureshoppingqueen - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
soul-less - thats SO not funny.
eternalflame - WHATS NOT FUNNY?! stop ignoring me... I don't like being left out.
soul-less - like you didn't know love. Alice's mind tells all.
futureshoppingqueen - Bellaaa I did it! GREAT PLAN BUDDY!
eternalflame - oh... LMAO thats great.
soul-less - oh yeah great plan? what exactly was your plan? to get me what shirtless?
futureshoppingqueen - yes.. o.O our plan was to get you... shirtless
eternalflame - lets just go with that
soul-less - what then?
eternalflame - oh Edward hunny bunch! don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll get it soon enough LMAO
soul-less - lmao? what?
futureshoppingqueen - O.O OMG! WTF!
eternalflame - ROFLMFAO
soul-less - Jasper?
hailthehale - Yes Edward?
soul-less - Im frightened.
hailthehale - Why?
soul-less - their speaking in tongues.
eternalflame - Edward dear, you know how much I love you right?
soul-less - yes.
eternalflame - but even though you are the father of our daughter...
soul-less - what does that have to do with anything?
eternalflame - let me finish.
soul-less - okay.
eternalflame - You are the most incompetent computer illiterate person. erm. vampire I know.
futureshoppingqueen - O.O OH NO YOU DIDNT! LMFAO
soul-less - ... ouch.
hailthehale - that was...
soul-less - low?
hailthehale - actually I was going to go with.. pretty damn funny. but low works.
eternalflame has left the chat-room
futureshoppingqueen - awwwwwe, where did she go?
hailthehale - not sure. she just passed my room and... oh god.
futureshoppingqueen - THAT IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE!
soul-less - what wasn't?...OH... erm, sorry you two but...uh. I have to go!
soul-less has left the chat-room
futureshoppingqueen - Jasper?
hailthehale - Yes Alice?
futureshoppingqueen - Iv been scarred for life.. please hold me.
hailthehale has left the chat-room
futureshoppingqueen - aw yay. dances around the chat-room all alone
futureshoppingqueen has left the chat-room
A/N - Let me know what you think! I thought I would give the whole IM thing a shot. trust me I already have other more interesting topics of Cullen conversation in my head... mwahahaha RnR please!