Chapter 1
Summary: The Alliance celebrate their first party after the dorm competition winners being Wendy, Yada, and Aika. Only to end in chaos with classic in-fighting!
At the large dining hall, the Alliance are enjoying a big party in celebrating their room viewing contest, with Wendy and Carla, Yada, and Aika and Kumi declared the winners for their "Tarrywile" Room. Enjoying the food and talking to each other at the big table set-up for mostly 55 people, while the rest sat in makeshift tables for the rest. Their allies decided to eat in the kitchen or the living room to let the Alliance have their moment.
"You're the best cook ever, Sanji!" Nakamura hollered.
"The reason why he's the chef of my crew!" Luffy hollered, translated since he's talking while eating a big chunk of meat.
"Woohoo! This is awesome!" Sachi hollered.
Wendy and Yada were enjoying the 40-servings vanilla cake Sanji, Isogai, and even Aika made.
"This cake is delicious!" Wendy hollered.
"I helped with the icing to make sure it's not too sugary, but tasty altogether!" Aika hollered.
"You certainly outdid yourself, sweetie!" Yada commented.
Aika giggled.
"Oh yes… it's simply deveined." Erza commented, her eyes sparkling on the strawberry cake recently ordered.
"I never saw Erza… like this!" Jaune whispered, surprised at Erza's change in demeanor.
"It's the only thing that can calm her down." Gray commented, currently dealing with a love-struck Juvia hugging his right arm and keeping his jacket on.
"Just try not squash her cake. She'll get angry if you do." Happy explained, eating a cooked fish.
"Trust me on that one." Kataoka said, eating her own strawberry cake.
"Wait a minute! Why don't I get cake?" Sachi asked.
On her plate, she gets carrots, rice and cooked chicken, much to Apus Saint's displeasure.
"Sorry Sachi-san, but Ryuho-san told me about your… sugar rush." Okuda explained.
Sachi glared at Ryuho, was laughed sheepishly.
"Don't want a repeat of what happened last time." Haruto commented.
"Maybe she obviously forgot." Souma said.
"Oh, zip it!" Sachi hollered.
"Here you go, Blake-chan!" Sanji hollered.
Sanji handed the cat Faunus a plate with fish that caused sparkles in her eyes and drool coming out of her mouth.
Yang giggled at seeing Blake being her usual self again after being separated for so long.
Blake was about to take a bite, but a stretched out hand snatched the fist out of her hand, causing her hands to turn to the white dish in horror. She turned to find Luffy stuffing the fish into his mouth.
"M-m-my fish…" Blake muttered, in a sad manner.
Sanji delivered a revengeful heel kick on top of Luffy's head.
"What did I tell you about taking other people's food?!" Sanji asked, in an angry manner.
Kouga and Souma are fighting over whose eating the big piece of meat that Kouga was going to eat had Souma not grabbed it.
"I called dibs, hothead!" Kouga hollered.
"No – I did, pony boy!" Souma hollered.
"Are you two serious?" Yuna asked, a red tick mark showed on her forehead out of irritation.
"Right now at the dinner table!?" Lucy hollered.
Natsu and Gajeel were butting heads.
"You're gonna regret stealing my steak, Salamander!" Gajeel hollered.
"I didn't steal your stupid steak!" Natsu hollered.
"Maybe you already ate it without looking, you trash can freak!" Natsu hollered.
"I would've known I ate my own damn steak, stupid pyro!" Gajeel hollered.
"Just when I wanted to have a nice dinner with everyone." Kaede commented.
"True…" Nagisa said, finished drinking a bottle of water.
"… but nothing's ever a dull moment with everyone, right?" Nagisa asked.
Kaede blinked a moment, then smiled.
"Like old times!" Kaede hollered.
The couple didn't have a chance to react though, as Luffy's hands grabbed both their plates out of their hands.
"Hey!" Nagisa and Kaede exclaimed in unison.
Luffy was using his rubber ability to grab everyone's plates, except Aika and Kumi's since he wants them to eat the most. Robin, Eden, Aria, Weiss, Ren, Isogai, Kataoka, Chiba and Hayami managed to defend their food; Karma slammed a fork dosed in hellfire when he saw the rubber man near Okuda's food with a fake smile. It was enough to force the captain to back off as a warning.
"Dammit, Luffy!" Blizzard hollered.
"Hey, didn't I told you to quit taking the ladies' food!" Sanji hollered, kicking Luffy's neck.
Luffy's head stretched from the impact and head-butted Zoro in the stomach, waking him from his early nap.
Zoro angrily glared at Sanji and Luffy.
"You two better have a good reason why you woke me up from my nap." Zoro explained.
"How 'bout you get your lass moss ass up and start socializing." Sanji commented.
"Now, now, Roronoa-kun. Let's all-" Maehara said.
Maehara was soon met with Shusui near his nose, causing him to rapidly sweat drop.
"You're that eager to die, Baka-Kuma." Zoro growled.
"Can't we be friends!?" Maehara hollered.
"Give me back my meat, Salamander!" Gajeel hollered.
"Told you I never took your damn meat!" Natsu hollered.
"I was gonna eat that meat too, Kouga!" Souma hollered.
"Finders keepers!" Kouga hollered.
"Jeez, can't you all stop arguing for one minute?" Gray asked, in an angry manner.
Soon enough, the ice mage got pushed by Kouga, Natsu, Souma and Gajeel who were in a fighting cloud. Luffy, Zoro and Maehara got involved in it later.
"That's it! Time for you all to chill out!" Gray hollered, throwing his jacket off and joining the fight.
The shirt landed on Okano, much to her disgust.
"Don't put that on my head, pervert!" Okano hollered.
Once Okano got the shirt off, she was soon met with Juvia's murderous glare.
"Love rival!" Juvia hollered.
Okano squeaked and ran from the water mage right into the fighting cloud.
A fire from Souma hit Terasaka, much to his anger.
"You idiots wanna play?! Let's play!" Terasaka hollered.
Terasaka activated his Superpower and walked toward the cloud in a fury.
"That's one way to piss off Terasaka." Hayami commented.
Terasaka's stomping stepped on Blizzard's tail, causing the wolfdog to yelp in pain.
"My tail!" Blizzard hollered.
Blizzard glared at the fighting cloud, growling with saliva falling from his teeth.
"I've had enough of this crap!" Blizzard hollered.
Blizzard entered the fray.
"Not you too, Blizzard." Lily said, having a sweat drop on his forehead.
"Act your age, old man." Blue commented, hiding under the table.
Yang was about to finally enjoy her food after it was nearly eaten by Luffy, until she was struck in the face by Natsu knocking her on her back.
"One-san!" Ruby hollered.
The leader of Team RWBY was about to aid her sister, but froze when she noticed Yang sitting up, starting at a string of her hair on the floor.
Fuwa paled upon the sight.
"Oh no…!" Fuwa thought.
"E-Everyone stand back!" Jaune hollered.
Everyone minus Kouga, Natsu, Luffy, Blizzard, Souma, Gray, Gajeel, Zoro, Sanji, Juvia, Maehara, Okano, Terasaka, Erza and Haruto froze in fear when Yang's blonde hair suddenly turned into flames, glaring at the fighting cloud.
"YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PAY FOR RUINING MY HAIR!" Yang shouted, joining in the fighting.
"Looks like Yang's back to her old-self." Blake commented, feeling scared of Yang's reborn temper tantrum.
"Almost." Weiss said.
"Yang-chan's so cute when she's angry!" Sanji hollered, twirling happily.
Sanji then glared at the fighting cloud, particularly the boys.
"You morons leave the sweet angels out of-" Sanji said.
Before he could finish, Okano's foot appeared out of the fighting cloud, kicking the love-struck chef comically crashing through a roof and out of the house.
"This is getting ridiculous with you!" Yada hollered.
"Is this normal for you guys?" Eden asked.
"Pretty much." Fairy Tail, the Straw Hats, Remnant students and Class E replied in unison.
"Kouga-kun and Souma are Saints. There's no need for them to get involved." Ryuho explained.
"Why's that?" Weiss asked.
"Because Saints aren't exactly allowed to fight amongst themselves." Aria replied.
"Well, Fairy Tail's in-fighting just threw that rule out the window." Fuwa explained.
"You said it, girl." Lucy said.
"Especially with Kouga and Souma acting like idiots as usual." Yuna commented.
"You got this, nii-san!" Aika hollered.
"Don't encourage them!" Wendy, Carla and Kumi hollered in unison.
The gang just watched as the fighting cloud was heading towards Erza, who didn't notice it until Kouga got kicked out of the scuffle landing on the table, launching the cake up in the air.
Time soon slowed down as the rest of Team Natsu, the Straw Hats (except Aika and Kumi) and Class E's jaws dropped in horror, while the others were confused by their reaction. The strawberry cake was about to land on the table, but Kouga leaped up and grabbed the plate.
"That was close." Wendy said, causing the mages, pirates and superhuman assassins not involved in the fighting to sigh in relief.
"EAT THIS!" Kouga shouted, throwing the cake at Souma's face. The remaining mages, pirates and superhuman assassins turned white, including Natsu who realized what just happened.
Souma, Gray, Juvia, Gajeel, Luffy, Blizzard, Zoro, Yang, Maehara, Okano and Terasaka stopped fighting and nervously turned to the S-Class mage emitting a strong dark aura that easily overpowered Yang's Semblance aura.
"This is bad." Lucy said, shivering in fear.
"Why is she showing a bad aura?" Sachi asked, now frightened.
"They pissed off Erza." Happy replied.
"Good god it ain't my cake." Kataoka thought, happy that her cake is safe but feels sorry for the others to face Erza's wrath.
"Oh crap, she's mad!" Kaede hollered.
"Any last words?" Erza asked.
"W-Wait! If you're going to kill us, at least let me see my little sis on last time?" Yang replied.
"Can I also say goodbye to my little sis to please?" Luffy asked.
The people that caused the fighting cloud turned to find everyone was gone; the doors to the dining room closed up.
"They ditched us!" Kouga, Natsu, Luffy, Souma, Gray, Juvia, Gajeel, Blizzard, Zoro, Yang, Maehara, Okano and Terasaka exclaimed in unison.
The thirteen turned back towards Erza, who summoned two swords.
"W-Wait, Erza! Let's talk about this!" Natsu hollered.
"Prepare… FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!" Erza shouted.
Her outrage was enough to cause Kouga, Natsu, Luffy, Souma, Gray, Gajeel, Blizzard, Zoro, Yang, Maehara, Okano and Terasaka to hold onto each other in a frightened state. Juvia, on the other hand, noticed Gray holding onto her with the cheeks of his face touching hers', causing the water mage's eyes immediately turn into hearts again.
"Juvia regrets nothing!" Juvia thought.
Erza began charging at the thirteen.
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Lots of yelling and screaming were heard from the slashing and blasting behind the doors. The Alliance members that miraculously got away are force to hear those sounds in fear.
"She's scary…" Haruto commented.
"Ya don't say." Nakamura said.
Yuna, Lucy, Nami and Levy weren't surprised their respective boyfriends had this coming. Robin on the other hand, was giggling.
"I hope Erza doesn't execute them." Robin said.
"That isn't helping, Robin!" Usopp and Franky hollered in unison, comically slapping the air.
"Tell me that isn't Erza?" Jellal asked.
The Alliance turned to see Jellal, Mirajane, Ozpin (in control of Oscar's body) and Korosensei.
"What do you think?" Nami asked.
Jellal sighed.
"Oh goodness." Mirajane commented.
"She must really love her cakes, huh?" Ozpin asked.
"Let this be a lesson, kids: never mess with Erza-san's strawberry cake!" Korosensei hollered, eating some gelato he got from Italy.
Erza kept continuing punishing the thirteen troublemakers in the dining room.
Aika, Wendy and Yada sighed, knowing this was gonna happen, but had fun nonetheless.