This is the first one piece fan fiction I've ever done so tell me if I am getting the characters personalities wrong.

I do not own One Piece.

This probably won't be funny at first, but since I haven't written in a while it probably will be in the next few chapters.

Also this is going to be mainly Zoro and Luffy

A young man with short black hair and a scar under his left eye ran towards a old looking school. The boy had a red vest like shirt and a pair of jeans shorts. He carried a backpack with a straw hat Jolly Roger symbol. Today was the first day of school and he was about to start his junior year of high school.

A green haired young man walked in an almost lost sort of way toward the older building, glad that he found his way, he started running towards it. He was tall and muscular with a blackish bandana and black pants and a white partially unbuttoned shirt. He was starting his senior year.

A beautiful red headed girl walked up to the same old building wearing a v-neck short sleeved green shirt and a pair of jean Capri's. She had to get up earlier than she should for school but it was better than having to pay bus fare. Also she knew the quickest routes to their anyway. She was starting her senior year.

A boy with a long nose and curly black hair with a green bandana over it and a pair of overalls marched toward the school. He was tired and a bit upset that summer had ended. He was going to start off in Junior year.

A blonde young man rode up to the school in his boss's car. He stepped out and told off the man driving, who in turn kicked him in the head and drove off. The man pulled out a cigarette and sat down out of view of teachers or other staff members. He had a blue dress shirt on and black dress pants. He had a curly eyebrow and his blonde hair blocked one side of his face. He is to begin his senior year.

A young boy ran quickly up to the school, gasping in the hot weather that was only slightly cooled due to the dew on the grass. He had brown hair and a big red hat with a white x on it. He had big deer like eyes and a slight tan. He was rather on the short side and was going into his sophomore year.

A girl with blue hair was driven up to the school in a limo; she seemed a little displeased to have been in the car. She said something to the driver about how she'd like to walk tomorrow, and the driver then left. She walked up to the school smiling. She was ready for her sophomore year.

A tall beautiful woman walked through the front doors wearing a deep purple jacket and black pants. She had shoulder length black hair and piercing blue eyes. She was about to teach history to anyone placed in History 2.

A tall and muscular, on the upper body half, man rode up to school on what appeared to be a makeshift car. He had blue hair and an odd metal nose and a three point pointed chin. He wore sunglasses and a business suit that looked very off and uncomfortable on him. He was going to teach mechanics to his students.

"Hey! Nami-swan!" Hollered the blonde man with absolute joy."Hey, Sanji." Nami replied with some cheer. The headed to the front doors together. "Nami-san, what would you like me to prepare for you after school?" She looked at him and smiled. "Surprise me!" She walked forward some and then saw a familiar red blur heading their way.

"NAMI, SANJI!" The blur shouted and then ran into the pair. "Hi Luffy, next time don't take us out with your absolute joy." Nami muttered but forgave the blur since she hasn't seen him in weeks. "So, Luffy, how was your summer?" Sanji asked wiping off the dirt from the sidewalk. "It was great! I met this one guy that is a great swordsman!!"

"Swordsman?" The two people questioned looked at the young boy. "Where the hell did you find a freaking swordsman, Luffy?" The swirly eyebrowed man asked. Luffy opened his mouth to reply and then stopped mid thought and ran toward something off in the distance. "Luffy?" They looked into the direction their friend had run off in.

"ZORO!" The red blob shouted tackling said person. "Oi, Luffy, get off me!" Muttered the green haired man under him. "Luffy, who is this?" Nami questioned. "Ah, this is Zoro, the swordsman!" Luffy answered still sitting on the man. Sanji walked up and chuckled. "Questioning position you're in, marimo-san." Sanji stated referring to Zoro's green hair. "Luffy." "Ah?" "Get up so I can kick this dart brow's ass." Sanji's happy face turned into an angry one within that instant. "What did you call me you damn grass head!" The two started fighting right off the bat.

"Luffy, where exactly did you meet this guy at?" Luffy looked at her and smiled. "He was tied up to a pole by some guy with a funny hair do!" He laughed. "What!?" She looked at him like the story was crazy. "Well it was the that policeman's son, and Zoro had beaten one of their dogs up pretty bad." "What!" She shouted. "Na, Nami, why do you keep on saying what?" Luffy questioned with a tilted head. "Never mind Luffy, say, where's Usopp?"

The fight was still going on until the beautiful teacher walked up to them. "Robin-chan!" Sanji ran up to her completely forgetting the fight. "Hello cook-san." She replied in a warm greeting. "Hey, Robin-sensei!" Nami shouted happily. "Ah, hello to you too, navigator-san." Zoro looked at this display slighting irked seeing as his fight was interrupted. "Hi Robin!" Luffy shouted sitting on the ground. "Hello captain." She gave him a big smile and he laughed happily.

"Hey, don't forget about me!" The long nosed boy jumped into the group of people. "And hello to you too, longnosed-san." She giggled. "Usopp!" Luffy tackled his best friend. "Hey, Luffy, how was your summer?" "Great, I made friends with Zoro right there!" He shouted, pointing to his new green haired buddy. "Thats great Luffy, say, where's Chopper and Vivi?"

"Right here!" Shouted the short, brown-haired boy running up with the blue haired girl behind him. "Hi guys!" Yelled out the smiling, blue haired girl. "Oh, who is this." She asked as she pointed to the green haired man. Sanji who was now focused on the new arrival replied. "Vivi-chan, don't worry about that marimo!" He proclaimed with hearts in his eyes. Zoro didn't bother with words, he just pulled out a sword with a white hilt. "Woah!" Shouted Usopp. "Swordsman-san, no killing on school grounds." Robin said calmly. Zoro responded with a grunt and slid his sword back. "Fine." He said as he walked away. "Na, Zoro, where you going?" Luffy shouted as he ran after his new friend.

"What an ass." Sanji muttered walking into the school. Nami sighed then turned toward Vivi and Robin. "Well, how was your two's summer?"

Chopper and Usopp walked into the school with glum faces on. "Summer ended too soon!" They both cried out with tears running down their faces. The longnosed one paused mid-step making Chopper run into him. He got an evil smile on his face. "Usopp, what's wrong?" Chopper kindly asked. "Nothing, but I got the greatest plan for a prank ever!" Chopper looked a bit nervous but gestured for the longnose to go on. "You see..."

Luffy fallowed Zoro into his first class, which was cooking. "Hey, Sanji has this class this hour!" Luffy proclaimed, seeming not to have noticed Zoro's great dislike for the blonde. Zoro grunted. He looked at Luffy and sighed. "Hey..." Zoro muttered. Luffy looked to him with a tilted head. "What's wrong?" Zoro shook his head and changed the subject. "N-nothing, hey wanna hang out after school today." Luffy smiled but then it faded to a frown "Sure...but don't you have work today?" Zoro grunted. "I got fired again..." Luffy nodded.

Sanji walked into the class room and almost fell over. "What the hell is that thing doing in this class!" He shouted pointing at the green lad. Zoro turned to him and glared. "Na, Zoro is gonna be in your class!" Sanji's face turned into a full out grimace. "Great, he's gonna end up tainting good food!" "What does that matter?" Luffy looked at Zoro and smiled. "Sanji is the best cook in the world, so he cares a lot about food!" He looks back to Sanji, "hey, where's my bento?" Sanji smirked. "Not till lunch time, you'll just eat it all if I hand it to ya." Luffy pouted and Zoro pointed to the clock. "Oi, Luffy, you gotta get to your class." Luffy shot up and out of the room. Zoro shrugged and went to sleep on the desk. Sanji glared at the form of him and then walked up to the front. Today is gonna be a long day.

Vivi and Chopper sat next to each other in their geometry class. "So, Chopper, what do you think of Luffy's new friend?" She asked politely. "He kind of scares me..." She smiled. "I'm sure he's alright." Suddenly a loud crash rang throughout the hallways and a lunch lady was seen running by chasing the infamous red blur. Vivi and Chopper look out the window that leads to the hallway. "Luffy..." they muttered. They see more lunch ladies run by, this time holding metal serving trays. "Oh boy..."

Nami jumped up at the loud crash noise in the hallway. She was drawing out a map of the school for the freshmen, though a little bit late for that, she still wanted to give them good maps...at a price of course! Luffy ran passed...then some lunch ladies with metal trays. "Well, that's an early start." The teacher giggled. "Nico-sensei?" a student questioned. Sanji flew by with Zoro at his tail. "Get back here you shity-cook!" He shouted. "It's too early..." Nami muttered looking at Robin, or Nico-sensei.

Usopp sat at his seat in mechanics. "Franky-nii-sensei, when will Luffy-nii learn?" Question a girl with square hair and a yellow tank top. "Probably never, Mozu." The other square with the pink tank top raised her hand. "Yes Kiwi?" "What time is dinner tonight, brother?" "I don't know..." Franky looked at his 'sisters' with a confused look. The pair smiled in return. Usopp played with his weapon kit...and blew it up in his face. "Usopp..." Franky muttered. 'Why the hell did I get Usopp and Luffy in my first class of the day, jeez.' He takes a swing of his cola. "Ok class, start working on the blueprints for your first assignment!"

Robin walks into the classroom and takes a look around. Usopp was friend to a crisp, random students were asleep and Mozu and Kiwi were staring up at Franky in total admiration. 'Everything's normal in here.' She thought then started walking out the door. "Hey, Robin, what are you doing leaving class?" She turned back and smiled. "I was looking for Luffy-san, I saw him run by with the schools meat, I wanted to give him a brunch bento so he doesn't eat everything in the school..also...Usopp-san, your hair is on fire." And with that she walked out the door.

Later that day, Luffy had gotten away from the lunch ladies and survived off the bento from Sanji and Robin. It was history class for him by then and Zoro was in that class sitting next to him. "He he, how is this school so far for you Zoro?" He turned to Luffy and twitched. "Nami charged me money for a freaking map!" Luffy looked to him. "Well did you pay her?" He sighed and looked away. "...yes." Luffy laughed. "Well then you can't complain!" Zoro glared.

The two walked to Zoro's place together. "It's not that great a place to be..." Zoro muttered opening the door to apartment. "So you live on your own?" Zoro nodded. "Well your 19, so it's not that surprising!" Zoro smiled at him. "Well come on in, and stay away from the fridge." Luffy ran in and explored the room. "I'm hungry..." Zoro looked in his fridge. "Well, I'll order a large pizza, what do you want one it?" Luffy looked thoughtful for a moment then shouted out. "Every meat on the menu!" He said with a huge grin. "Hmm extra large then if I want any..." Zoro grabbed the phone and dialed the number.

"Yes, I'd like to order an extra large pizza with 3/4ths every meat on the menu and 1/4 just sausage...yes that's my address...ok, thanks, bye." Zoro hung up the phone and turned to where Luffy was, but he wasn't there. 'Crap, where is he now?' His mind started shouting out horrible situations. He walked into the kitchen and saw what Luffy had done. "YOU DRANK ALL MY SAKE AND RUM!"

Chapter 1 complete, now to try to get my funny abilities back and write a better second chapter!

Please review and tell me what you think, or what you'd like to see! Kyo-kun