A/N: As the self-proclaimed overlord of crossovers (particularly those of the Stargate kind), naturally I deemed it time to write something with Jack's clone. Because the little cutie is obviously getting up to all sorts of shenanigans after (or maybe even during) attending the high school that Jack Senior dropped him off at. Also, clone!Jack flirts with pretty much everybody, but especially Daniel because he's fucking adorable, plus DADT doesn't apply to him anymore cause he's not in the army.

These will mostly take place either post-series for SG-1, or season 10 at the least, cause he was what, fifteen-seventeen in Fragile Balance, so after high school for him would be mid/late season 8, beginning season 9 at the very least. And as these oneshots are mostly unconnected, the timeline for Supernatural will be all over the place as I see fit. Also headcanon of mine is that the clone's name is Jon Neil. Not very original, I know, but better than the other ideas I had.

The following is a transcript-ish of a phone call between one Dr. Daniel Jackson and Jon Neil.

"This is Daniel Jackson."

"Hey Danny!"

"...Jon?"

"Yeah, it's me. Just calling to ask a favor."

"I'm not going to bail you out of jail or anything."

"And I don't expect you to. No, I found something that looks kinda like those pictographs from, uh, what was it, P5X-927. If I send you a picture of it, d'you think you could translate it for me?"

"This is the third time in the past couple months you've found something that only I could translate; just what are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing too dangerous if that's what you're worried about. A little adventuring here and there."

"That was a gunshot!"

"No, really? Hey, get that salt over here!"

"Jon, what's going on? Do you need help?"

"That's sweet of you, but could you just check your e-mail?"

"My e-mai-? Jon you just sent this a minute ago!"

"Yeah, and I needed it - ungh! - five minutes ago!"

"Jon, seriously, where are you?"

"Translation, Danny!"

"Geez, get deaged 30 plus years and you still shout at me..."

"Tell you what, after this is all over I'll take you out for dinner."

"That I would end up paying for."

"Course no- God fucking dammit Winchester, your other left! Daniel!"

"Sumerian in origin... Jon do I want to know what you're messed up in that has you finding a tablet with instructions for an ancient flesh-eating curse?"

"A curse huh? That makes sense..."

"Jack!"

"Thanks Danny; I could kiss you!"

"I don't get myself involved with jailbait."

"Damn, you're no fun. Looks like older me's gotten to you."

"No, you're too young. And if I had to choose between the geriatric and the adolescent when I myself am middle-aged-"

"I'm feeling the love."

"And nothing else."

"I promise the next time I call it won't be because of a life or death situation."

"It better not be, or I'll tell Sam."

"You wouldn't!"

"Just try me."