Gaston Goes Freddy's
Once upon a time Gaston was watching Space Jam. "Come on and slam" said Shakeel. "Rad flick said" gaston. and sundelny a comercial
came on. "There is now a job opening as a security gourd" said the magical TV man. "Nobody guards like Gaston" Said Gaston. Gaston walked
over to his Camarro with his legs and got in. He drove to Fredburger's and noticed something shocking. The entirety of Fazbear's was surrounded
by furmen! "Darmnit" Said Gaston as he ejected from his car. The car careened off screen and exploded like "Bwoosh". Gaston sneaked aroudn the
corner with stealth.
"Hmmm.." he said in the ancient French language. "The resterunt is surrounded by furmen. And so Saston gaston'd to the back of the pizzaria
and shot a grapple hook. He climbed up the wall much like Batman and Robert. He got on top of the roof but the furmen noticed him. They all
Charged up their yoff powers and shot poison barbs out of their elbows but gaston blocked them with his codpiece. Your filthy furmen powers
are no match for the DONG OF JUSTICE. then gaston went in.
He went in to the security room and locked around. He saw jeremy fitzgerald and his jeremy desk, he had obviously been dead for a long time
because he was a skeleton and didn't say nothing. he thren saw all the animatronic robots huddled into the corner. Gaston got heroic "Why are
you fraid?". The bots said "Cause the furmen want to touch our butts!" "What said gaston" and turned to the furmen, "Wh do you want to the robots?". Said
Gaston to him. "Because they are animals juts like us!?" Said them to gastin.
"You are not amnals, but abominations of nature" and suddently he straped a firework mortar to his head. "This is for future children of this generation
and for America", and gaston shot freedom bolts of pure muscle out of his tube and evaporized the furmen as if they were bong water.
The robots were once again free. "How can we ever repaiy you Gaston?" Said mangle. "How bout a slice of pizza" Said gaston, and then
they all f***ked (fucked).