The order of Haruhi

I do not take credit for the characters, or the basic plot; that is to go to the user known as redeemer9855.

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"We're going to America" haruhi bluntly stated.

So yah just a normal day for me, right? Oh wait I hang out with aliens, espers, a time traveler, and, for all the universe could care, a god; add to the god part sociopathic, arrogant, sadistic, and a teenage girl you would have the definition of haruhi.

Unluckily for me I have to survive the punishment of being around her, luckily miss asahina is there to at least provide some comfort.

Haruhi gets her "brigade", at least that's what she calls it of course in reality it's just a school club, of all the stupid, asinine things she does, I never thought she would say that, I mean only nagato and maybe koizumi know english, and I sure as hell don't know anything even though its mandatory here in Japan. I guess you would like me to shut up now and let you here the rest of the conversation? Oh right I'm just thinking to myself again.

"Haruhi you do realize this is a stupid idea, do you even know english? And how are you going to get the money for a plane flight and the money for us all apartments?" I asked annoyed as usual by haruhi.

"Silly, we will share two apartments, one for the boys and the other one one for us girls" she said with excitement.

Ok you only answered one of my questions and I bet your going to get the best apartment for you anyway.

"We'll of course! I'm the brigade leader, and your leader deserves the best shelter available!" She said arrogantly.

I stopped fighting then, I saw no use continuing, she probably doesn't have the money anyway.

"Sounds wonderful, how do you plan to get there?" Kouzmi asked with his trade mark smile.

Of course you of all people would be fine, I bet if haruhi decided she wanted to be like hitler and commit genocide you would say "how many and how long?"

"That's the beauty of it, some group payed for it" haruhi said.

As soon as I heard this I looked straight at kozumi, he just shrugged. I guess this is a different organization.

"Alright but haruhi what if our parents, or the school for that matter say no?" I asked knowing she couldn't come up with any argument.

I was wrong.

Haruhi then got her mischievous smile on and said in a smug voice "they won't refuse once they learn how important it is"

I face palmed. I know that the school is practically run by the esper boys, but really she's going to manipulate... Well this is haruhi.

"What is this group called?" Kozumi asked.

"The Christian brotherhood, something like that." Haruhi waved off dismissively "the important thing is I heard some rumors they are connected to some secret society, that's what I'm after... I mean what the SOS brigades after"

I sighed, really haruhi you can stop pretending that the stuff the brigade does is stuff the brigade... Wait did she say the Christian brotherhood? Espers already treat her like god, I can't imagine what a Christian organization is like to her.

I noticed kozumi's face had slightly changed soon hearing those words, perhaps he knows someone from there, or the two groups are at war or whatever I just really want this meeting over.

"And if any of you refuse to come you will get the ultimate deadliest penalty" she said with a harsh voice.

Sure haruhi we all get it if we don't go you will throw a tantrum like a 3 year old and mentally traumatize us.

"Now if there are no questions I'm leaving to pack" she said as she walked out and closed the door.

I guess she didn't expect any questions.

"Kozumi, what is this "Christian brotherhood" all about?" I asked curiously.

"Well, we don't know much, we only have one agent named Madysen Adaire in their service but from what we know its a recruiter for the order of the christian god; practically the Christian version of us espers, except instead of closed spaces they have haunted zones. Basically like us us except they fight demons"kozumi explained.

"So they know about haruhi?" I asked.

"Apparently so, otherwise they wouldn't have bothered with tickets" kozumi replied

"So is this bad?" I asked.

Kozumi shook his head "I'm not for sure if it is or not."

I looked to nagato "anything?"

"The data integration entity has not found anything out of the ordinary about them" nagato said.

Wait so we are basically going on a blind date here?

"Exactly" kozumi replied

Well this will turn out good.