YU YU HAKUSHO OUT TAKES

SCENE: kurama has just discovered Uraurishima's forcefield and is supposed to look surprised

Kurama: this isn't working, i can't do it

(hiei is seen in the distance streaking around, looking for his fluffy black towel)

Kurama: *looks surprised*

Director: perfect!

Kurama:I DID IT!

Scene: Uraurishima is cowering at youko's feet

Ura:I can even tell you who stole Hiei's towel and his panties!

Kurama: ...hiei wears panties?

Shishi: *hugs hiei's towel* i wont let him rat me out *throws his sword at ura*

Youko: DAMN! well at least hiei wont find out who emptied his panty drawers

Scene: Botan, Yukina,Keiko,and Shizuru are going to the new stadium, but shizuru stops for a soda

Shizuru: *puts 50 cents in the soda machine and presses the button*

Damn it! The machine stole my money (shizuru beats the machine up)

Director: Cut! Shizuru, you do not kill the machine!

Scene: Karasu is supposed to lightly touch kurama's hair and cryptically flirt with him

Karasu: *messes with kurama's hair and braids it*

5 minutes later

Kurama: *does the suggested scared look*

Karasu: Damn boy your fine! look at those tight pants! hey baby don't ignore me , i know you want me,

*grabs his crotch and screams like M.J in thriller

Kurama: *sweatdrops*...that wasn't in the script

Director: CUT! (mutters) ....i knew i should have been a telemarketer

Scene: yusuke carries a severely injured kurama

Kurama: yusuke, i have to tell you something

Yusuke: hm?

Kurama:im madly in love with you!

Yusuke: *drops him and checks the script* don't tell me they changed my script!

Scene: yusuke is shooting his spirit wave for the first time

Yusuke: KA ME HA ME HA!!!!!!!

Goku: *whines* THAT"S MY LINE!!!!

Vegeta: shut up kakarot

Director: CUT! ....im about ready to quit

Scene: kurama , hiei , and kuwabara are on the stairs in maze castle, kurama & hiei pointing there

weapons

Kurama: my whips is made of foam

Hiei: my sword is plastic

(kurama and hiei have a fight with there fake weapons)

Director: CUT!

Kuwabara: hey, i didn't get to hit anyone!

Scene: Hiei throws his sword into the broken stone stairs and kurama wraps his whip around

the hilt

Kurama: i don't know how fake weapons are going to hold all three of us up

Hiei: i saw we vote kuwabara out of the castle, or better yet out of this episode! besides, i want my

sword back!

Director: I QUIT!