A silly story about a show we do not own.
SHISHBISCUIT
-More Commonly Known as "Skate"-
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One day on the LOST island, Sawyer and Kate, who had recently been captured by the Others, were just kickin' it in their cages.
Sawyer was reclined on the floor of his cage when he heard a CLICK!
Kate removed a stick from the padlock on her cage door and stepped out carefully.
"Hey Freckles, look at you, little escape artist." Sawyer commented, grinning.
Kate tiptoed over to Sawyer's cage and awkwardly picked the lock. The door came open, and Kate ducked inside.
"What?" asked Sawyer, as she closed the door behind her. "Some escape plan, MacGyver."
It was Kate's turn to grin. "Oh, that wasn't an escape plan Sawyer,"
"Well then what was it?"
"That was my 'sneak over to Sawyer's cage and get it on with him' plan."
Sawyer picked a fish biscuit off the floor and took a bite. "Well Shortcake, looks like you've only got half that master-plan covered so far." he smirked.
Kate tackled him, fish-biscuit and all.
Sawyer chuckled "Alright Freckles! I've always wanted to have crazy-caged-jungle-sex!"
Kate snogged him passionately, "Well, I guess it's your lucky day James."
SO THEY GOT IT ON IN THE CAGE IN THE JUNGLE, and the fish biscuit felt lonely.
THE END.