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Sasuke Death by Rabid Squirrels

It's a normal day in the village of Konoha, and Sasuke is going for a walk in the woods, when he was attacked by a couple of rabid squirrels. One got stuck in his hair, and the other down his pants.

"What the hell!" he screamed as Naruto, Lee, and Sakura popped out of the woods randomly. Naruto held in a snort, but couldn't hold it in for long. He started laughing so loud that Lady Tsunade's sake cup cracked from the sheer volume of it.

"What the fuck?" she said, but drank out of it anyway.

Itachi(no he isn't a member of the Akatsuki and he didn't murder his family) was running in search of Sasuke because their mom was calling him for a picnic in the park. When he came to a clearing, he saw Sasuke being attacked by rabid squirrels, while Sakura and Naruto were laughing their asses off, and Lee was standing there crying.

"What the hell is going on here?!" he practully shouted. Tsunade's sake cup cracked again.

"Sasuke is getting attacked by rabid squirrels. You know? You aren't that smart for an Anbu." Naruto said.

"No. I ment why?"

"He's a chicken ass bastard. Isn't that enough?"

Sakura looked at Itachi and then at Lee, who was still crying for the poor squirrels.

"Lee! What should we do?!" she shouted shaking him violently.

"I-I do-do n-n-not k-know, S-S-Sakura!" Lee stambered

"Okay, Lee." Sakura dropped him to the ground. Then she turned back to Sasuke. She screamed and freaked out, eyes white with surprise. Sasuke's clothes were ripped up from all the squirrels. Then she cracked up. Sasuke's bozers had little ramen bowls on them.

"What the hell!" Itachi yelled as Sasuke and Itachi's parents came out of the forest looking for them.

"Itachi! Sasuke! Where are you? I got pies, your favorites! Blueberry and banana! Boys- O.O?" She stopped and stared at her youngest son being mulled by killer, rabid, insane, fluffy, squirrels. And Itachi and other ninjas cracking up at the sight of her son in pain, but one in green was crying for some strange reason. She walked over to them and hung her head in shame.

"Itachi. I thought that you would not enjoy your younger brother in pain." she said.

"But mother. How can I not laugh at this strange, rare sight?" With that, she turned around and stared at Sasuke for five minutes before she started smiling. And ten minutes later she was cracking up at the sight, everyone, including a red eyed Lee, was enjoying their pie. Except Sasuke, who was still getting mulled.

3 HOURS LATER

The squirrels got tired and left Sasuke alone. By that point in time, everyone had left him. Two days later, Mikoto (Sasuke's mom), came back for her picnic basket and saw her son. She slapped her forehead and dragged her son to the Konoha hospital where they treated him for rabies, but unfortunately it was too late to save him. He died 2 hours after treatment.

………………………………....................................................................................................................................................................... AND THAT'S HOW SASUKE DIED BY SQUIRREL.

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