Miley is from Venus and Jake is from...
Author: jaymack33
Author's note and disclaimer: I don't own Hanna Montana or any of the characters from the show so don't sue. I saw this movie called Martian Child and I had been toying with doing a story like this for a while. A little bit of the movie Starman in this too. And maybe ET. I don't really know where I'm going with this yet. I'll have to see. I've been busy lately but double update between this and Children of Miley. And I have two more chapters of this already written so if anyone reviews this story I might post a little bit more often that I've been doing lately.
Summary: Jake is an alien and comes to Earth for 3 years as a right of passage. He goes to school to experience life on Earth and the only one that might make him keep his feet on the ground is Miley. Jiley.
Chapter 1: He's Here!
The rains swirled around. It was really weird. Because it doesn't rain much in Malibu, California. The cold winds made the water seem to cut across and even skip along the ground like stones on a pond. The air was as thick as pea soup. Lightning and thunder continued to resound upon the ground.
The flash of lightning came and went a few times and than a young man appeared after another flash. He took a look back as if saying goodbye to something and continued to walk around naked upon the cold street. He marveled at the sights. Seeing everything with new eyes as if he had never seen them before. The cold rain sliding along his skin felt chilly. Wonderfully chilly as he experienced another wonderfully new emotion. He smiled as water dripped along his naked body.
He continued to walk upon the pavement with his barefeet moving aimlessly without any real direction to go. He saw a giant poster of a girl. She had yellow hair and interesting eyes and a nice smile. He gazed upon it for a while and than as if a spell was lifted he continued to walk around seemingly with no direction in sight. After looking upon more weird signs and buildings and palm trees all of the sudden he remembered what he needed to do. He pulled out a GPS device seemingly almost from thin air and started following towards his destination.
Finally after passing what was called a school he arrived at the house. He was a little bit nervous about this little vacation of his. He had 3 years. Such a short time. I wonder if I'll get tired of it all after the first year. But a deal is a deal. This is a right of passage for me. I'm already here now. There is no turning back now.
He knocked. The feel of the wood adding another to the growing number of things he had never felt before.
The door opened. The young man and woman nodded their heads at him. He did too. They started talking to him in a language he didn't understand. He started searching his thoughts reassembling the words in his head until finally he had just the right key and the English started making sense to him.
"So, you've finally arrived." "We were waiting for you all day." "You shouldn't be out like that in this rain." "I know you probably won't get sick, but still it doesn't look right." "Come in already!" "I swear your brother assimilated the language in 7 seconds!"
Finally it had clicked after an embarrassing 30 seconds. He hung his head in shame. He hated when people compared him to his brothers.
"Here put these on!" "Grace, why don't you be a dear and make him some tea?"
He looked at the cloth with the sleaves and exasperated he looked at them. "How do I do this?" "What is this?"
"That is a shirt." "And those over there are jeans." "Earthlings wear clothes when they are out in public." "Put them on." "We are not your servants." "To live here your going to have to adapt quickly." "They need to think your one of them." "We aren't going to be there for you all of the time." "You need to think on your own." "Your IQ is 20,000." "I know that's retarded on our planet but your still light years above the greatest geniuses of Earth." "Surely you can figure out how to put on a shirt and a pair of pants."
He stared at the shirt and after several failed attempts he finally got it on.
And than as he looked at them for approval. "It's backwards." The logo should be on the back.
"But that doesn't make any sense!"
"That's humans for you." "They did give you a little hint with the little tag in the back of the collar."
He just shook his head. "These humans!" "In 3 years!" "I don't think I could figure them out in 10." "I just need to get this over with already."
"Now, we only need to give you a name."
He smiled!
"And the pants, don't forget about that!"
He looked down futiley at the pants. Now, how am I supposed to get these on he thought to himself?
Will just shook his head. "Well, you do have to learn to put your pants on before you can walk!"
"Or go to school for that matter." Grace added. "So, keep at it young man." "And than we'll get you some tea!"
The alien after figuring the dynamics of the shape of the shirt had no problem putting the pants on, backwards. But at least he got it in two attempts. He just kind of had that feeling he needed more room in the front you know. They gave him his tea.
He took a swig and gulped it down.
"You were supposed to drink it slowly." "It was hot you know."
"Isn't it supposed to be hot?"
"Yes, but humans get burned from hot things."
"And I don't."
"But you need them to think it would."
"Now, why would I do that again?"
"God, Grace we really have our work cut out for us."
"Yeah, he really is no Fox Mulder." They laughed at the funny name they had given his middle brother. "Yeah, he's no Tom Jefferson like his oldest brother either? They all laughed at the funny fake names they kept choosing for themselves based off of characters or real people even.
He just stared at them questioningly as they laughed on. He didn't get it!
--To Be Continued--
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Chapter 2 Preview: The unnamed but soon to be named alien goes to High School along with the rest of the gang at Seaview High.