Harry, Harry Potter! Will Rock You!, a harry potter fanfic

Harry, Harry Potter! (Will Rock You!)

Harry's story sung to the tune of 'We Will Rock You' by Queen.

Harry goes to Hogwarts and he's sorted into Gryffindor,

He makes friends with Ron who's really really poor,

Hermione is annoying and Neville's a disgrace,

Quirrel's hiding Voldy on the back of his face!

Harry, Harry Potter! (and the Philosophers Stone!)

Dobby visits Harry and gives him a warning,

Malfoy gets a spot on the Quidditch team,

Hermione likes Lockhart but he's actually really dim,

People think Harry's the heir of Slytherin!

Harry, Harry Potter! (and the Chamber of Secrets!)

Hermione gets a cat that seems to hate Ron's rat,

There's a murderer on the loose named Sirius Black

Lupin is a wolf and Scabbers is a man,

Harry saves the prisoner of Azkaban!

Harry, Harry Potter! (and the Prisoner of Azkaban!)

Harry's name gets drawn out of the Goblet of Fire,

And Ron thinks that Harry's a liar,

Harry likes Cho, so Cedric's gotta go,

Volemort's back, it's true 'cause Harry says so!

Harry, Harry Potter! (and the Goblet of Fire!)

I haven't yet thought of years 5-7, but I've had these stuck in my head for almost a year now so I thought it was about time I post them somewhere. Thank you! Please review!