A/N: Let me be very clear: This is a parody. So don't sue me. The Clone Wars is property of Disney, and Viva la Vida (the song) is copyright Universal Music Publishing Group. With that out of the way, on with the show!


Note on Setting: This is supposed to be a trooper in the 501st during ROTS and ANH. It'll mostly reference stuff that happened in those movies. It can be any trooper aside from Rex, so, yeah! Let's go! Also, please listen to the original song while you read. It'll make this much more awesome. Trust me.

"501st Trooper"

A Parody of "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay

Fan Lyrics by Red5T65


We used to liberate

Stop Separatist oppression and slavery

Now as the dust settles, and fires burn

Killed the Jedi with zero remorse


We used to kill clankers

In the thousands across sectors

But we were betrayed from on high

Now the Chancellor is dead, long live the Emperor!


The Jedi that we used to serve

Were slaughtered by the hundreds across the worlds

And we saw that all those theories were true

We were monsters, that much is what we knew!


We saw a Separatist fleet above Coruscant

Leapt into battle without any thought

We were brothers out in the skies

Our other vods were fighting for their lives!

And for some reason I can't explain

I knew that something was wrong

Very wrong with us

It was that we'd misplaced our trust


We must've slaughtered hundreds in there

Our blaster bolts filling tiny younglings and still

I couldn't find the will to fight

This parasite that was inside my mind!


Now I hear of a rebellion

I really wish it would gain strength real soon

Because our general has turned

Oh, there's nothing but Vader in there


We saw that princess aboard the Tantive IV

I saw the senator's likeness in her

But Vader had severed his link to the past

This foreign princess meant nothing, the poor lass

But for some reason I can't explain

I know Skywalker is in there

He just needs a reason to turn

But that was when he was Darth Vader


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


That farmboy from Tatooine's our salvation

As I was vaporized I knew he would save him

The good general would be back for good

Didn't matter how long it took, he just would

So for that reason, yeah I can say

Skywalker will be here to stay

He will overthrow that crone

And bring balance to the Force…


A/N: Two things: One, how'd I do? Did I match the lyrics well? I hope I did, seeing as I had them open in a second tab as I wrote this. Two, review with other thoughts, possibly other suggestions! And on that note, may the Force be with you. Always.