The volume 5 Blake character short

The lizard bitch Ilia took a deep breath and sighed, "Yep and that's my entire life story."

Nolan moaned, "Yes well I'm glad we got to have your character development in what was suppose to be my character short."

Adam trailer

The cat boi murmured, "Listen, Adam baby, I love ya, but I'm starting to feel like you're becoming a serial killer under the guise of a revolutionary."

The edge lord simply dismissed these accusations, "What do you want me to do, people are gonna get hurt. Like your father, which btw you're WELCOME!"

"Hey, I hear you and as long as we can properly communicate our concerns, I think this relationship will work."

The black trailer

The cat and bull sliced and diced through multiple androids as Adam commanded, "Set the charges, we're blowing this train to hell."

"Whoa, Adam my boy." Nolan cried, "What about the train workers?"

"What about them?"

"I'm starting to think you don't care about innocent lives."

"You mad bro," The edge lord jested.

One fight scene later, the train separates with Nolan on one side and Adam on the other. The cat boi cries, "Adam! I think we should see other people, please don't go crazy and try and kill everyone I love."

Adam screams back, "Don't worry I won't, unless of course I get revisited by that same evil bitch with the exact same offer conveniently after we broke up."

"Cool thx"

Volume 1 (Yes Nolan will also wear a bow, because men can be pretty too damn it)

Weiss was berating Ruby for being irresponsible with dust and Nolan came to be the young girl's knight in shining armor. "Hey Ice Cunt, you realize you shook that cracked dust vile in front of her, causing that explosion right?"

"Well I never," The albino midget stated.

"Yeah well now you have. Beat it bitch."

Weiss leaves and Ruby thanks her savoir, "Hey thanks for that, my sister literally ditched me 2 seconds ago."

Nolan responds, "Don't worry, I'm sure your sister will conveniently reunite with you in the auditorium. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to ditch you. BYE BYE!"

First night at Beacon

Nolan was seen reading a very explicit manga book as he was approached by the dumb blonde and the child from before.

"Hi, my sister needs to find friends." Yang explained

"Cool, but if you'll excuse me I'm busy reading my sexy literature."

"I like your pajamas." The dumb blonde threw out

"Hey bitch, in case you couldn't tell this is me ignoring you."

"Yeah this is a lost cause."

"What's your manga about," Ruby inquired.

"Oh my," The cat boi moaned, "I was being purposely rude to your sister, but now that you've asked about my interests I'm 100% ready to talk. My literature is known as Valkyrie Drive Mermaid. Basically in this story when one lesbian molests another, their bitch turns into a weapon and the two fight as one."

Weiss and Nolan argue

Weiss boasts on and on, "Yeah that stupid monkey boy is such a criminal I mean come on, just like those shitty White Fang bitchs."

The cat boi yells back, "Fuck you, you can't judge him that quickly and its totally not because I wanna fuck him. You're discriminatory!"

"iMmA vIcTiM!"

"Screw you guys, I'm running away."

Yang thinks to herself, hmmmmm, one of the first impressions of this person and he's running away... I wonder if this has anything to do with his overall character?

Outside of Beacon

Nolan takes off his bow as Sun conveniently appears there, "So that's what you look like without the bow?"

The cat boi complains, "Oh so I guess it would be normal if a seventeen year old girl wore a bow like a child."

"No, anyone with common sense would see through that. Anyways do you want to hang out with me in silence for two days straight?"

"Might as well, I mean my team just sort of let me leave and I gotta feeling they won't start looking for me until two days."

End of Volume 1

Weiss approaches Nolan and says, "Listen, I don't care if you use to be part of the White Fang. You're my teammate and we'll work through this appropriately."

"Wow Weiss, I'm glad to hear that." Nolan smiled, "It's great our character arcs can come to a satisfying resolution."

Yang interrupts, "Yeah hey, question real quick. Based on OUR relationship presented in volume 1, what are the chances you and I will hook up."

The cat boi thought long and hard, "Hmmmm well considering I've had extended interactions with Ruby, Weiss, and Sun including a romantically charged moment in our first interaction, I'd say the probability of us hooking up are... ABSOLUTELY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WITHOUT ANY DOUBT IN THE WORLD!"

"Really!"

"Oh yeah, clearly we were always meant to hook up since day one and CRWBY had no other plans to ship me with anyone else."

Volume 2, night before the dance

Yang opens up, "So yeah, I never knew what happened to my mother and my strive to find her tore me apart."

The feline inquired, "Wait, so you're a bitch who has abandonment issues?"

"Oh yeah, I mean if someone were to abandon me I'd be absolutely destroyed. Anyways, I want you to slow down and go to the dance and if you decide to go, I'll save you a dance."

"So just to be clear, you're telling me to go to the dance in general, not with you specifically, knowing Sun and I are getting close and offering a single dance to me a person who consistently runs away and you being a person with abandonment issues?"

"Exactly."

"Damn our ship just makes so much sense."

Team RWNY makes camp after a long day of fighting Grimm

Yang consoles, "I'm sure you'll think of something, you're not one to run away from a fight."

"Bitch that's all I ever do, you literally just saw me run away in the last volume. Running away is my most basic character trait."

The dumb blonde giggles, "Oh Nolan, you're so funny."

The cat gave her a blank stare, "... Yeah, don't be surprised if I run away in volume 3."

After Yang fought Mercury

Yang cries, "You have to believe me, he attacked me I swear. You believe me right Nolan."

"No."

"But why, he attacked me."

"Bitch I have eyes, I physically saw what happened, and I've seen this crazy before. I have no reason to believe you're not being crazy now."

Back at Ruby and Yang's house

Yang cried, "And Nolan just ran."

"But why." Ruby moaned.

"I don't know." The blonde moaned as she received a text from Nolan {Because that's what I do, I RUN away. I literally told you that's how I've always solved my problems in the last volume. How is this even a ship?}

Nolan and Sun on a ship

The monkey boy cheered, "I know what you're planning, you wanna get revenge on the White Fang for hurting your friends."

"Sun, do you even know where this cruise is going?" The cat ask.

"No I snuck on."

"Of course you did, you know its faunus like you why people think so lowly of us."

Sun and Blake have a heart to heart

The monkey moans, "In short, we care about your safety too and you're not doing us any favors by you pushing us away."

The cat cooed, "Wow, I never thought of it that way. My long time character flaw has finally been resolved, thank you."

"Happy to help."

"Though fair warning, if I decide to leave you for another extroverted half naked fun loving blonde, its your fault for making me a better person."

Ilia captures Blake

"I wanted you to look at me the way you looked at Adam." The lizard bitch cried.

"Oh shit, I got me another waifu," Nolan cheered, "Hey SUN! Don't fuck up, cause I got me some more options."