ASK: The Extended Elfen Lied Cast!

Well, I noticed that Elfen Lied's fan base is sort of smaller then I had hoped, so I hope by writing these crappy stories of mine that it would improve morale or something. I got this idea from reading "Ask A Diclonius" by Insanity Awakened 18, but seeing as both versions of the story ended and Insanity Awakened 18 hasn't came up with a new story in two years I figured she/he may have logged off for the last time. So, Intend to take her/his place and answer your insane questions to our insane guests of honor. Notice I said "EXTENDED" cast so that means every character from both the anime and manga, even the most obscure characters that have no names are here.

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Listen Up Folks: I don't own Elfen Lied, but neither do you. Also, don't insert characters here and leave them hoping I'll do a cross-over fic of some sort.

Wolf: Well, hello you magnificent bastards! You can call me Wolf. Here is are main cast, oh and let me remind you that the main cast aren't the only one you can ask questions to, we also have all the minor characters! Ok lets get the show on the road, say hello Lucy.

Lucy: -Glares at me-

Wolf: Oooook~ Some one is a bit grumpy. Here's Kouta!

Kouta: Hello everybody -smiles-

Wolf: Yuka.

Yuka: HI Guys -waves arms like an idiot- I love you my loyal fans.

Wolf: Someone is a bit delusional, Ok lets save some time Nana, Mayu, and Wanta!

Nana, Mayu, and Wanta: Hi.-waves- Hello. Woof.

Wolf: Are first manga exclusive Nozomi!

Nozomi: Oh, I got in? People actually do like me?

Wolf: Buck up dear, next is the baby choker, Kurama!

Kurama: -Adjusts glasses- If you every mention that again I have to remove you.

Wolf: Point taken, You can't spell badass without Bando!

Bando: Cheh, why the hell am I here again?

Wolf: Cause I said you could fight Lucy, but I lied so don't try any funny stuff. Next up is the man behind countless deaths, Chief Kakuzawa.

C. Kaku: Why the hell did you abbreviate my name so grossly you human scum.

Wolf: Cause there is no way in hell I'm gonna type all that in bold underlined Italics, now for the last of are main cast, the tiny she-devil who just so happens to be super adorable Mariko!

Mariko: -Rolls wheelchair up to Kurama's chair- Papa! -Begins nuzzling his arm-

Nana: -Jumps out of her chair and grabs Kurama's other arm- No he's my Papa -Glares at Mariko-

Mariko: -Gives Nana a death glare-

Wolf: Dammit Kurama control your flippin' kids before they kill each other!

Kurama:-Doesn't respond as both Mariko and Nana tug on his arms-

Wolf: What the flying hell? Is he-

Kouta: -Waves hand in front of Kurama's face- He's asleep.

Wolf: -facepalm- This is gonna be more of a train wreck then an actually train wreck.

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Remember to send in those questions folks, oh and don't forget you can ask questions to other characters that have not been introduced in this chapter.