I should warn you all that this story in retarded at points but in later chapters it gets less ridiculous and more dramatic. But, it still retains that randomness.

Jinx opened her eyes and looked down. She was in her uniform. Which was confusing, because last thing she remembers was being at the club with Titans East and Kid Flash in club gear. Then they all started going missing. Jinx looked around. She was lying on a mat between Jericho and Kid Flash in a dark open space. She sat up. The other teenage titans were lined up in alphabetical order. Only one was missing between Cyborg and Hot Spot. She guessed that's were Herald goes.

"Mistress, one of them woke up." Said a woman that was standing over Jinx's head.

"Where the hell am I?" Jinx asked.

The lights switched on. Jinx saw a podium on a high stage, with a lower stage next to it. Behind the podium was a woman with a solid grey mask that exposed her pretty dark brown eyes. She had light brown skin and shoulder length curls. Jinx could see she was thick by the way her chest was expanded.

"Really? Which one?" Came a sweet country voice. (Think a slightly deeper version of Loretta Devine's voice.)

"The one with the pink horns."

Jinx felt her hair. Someone gelled her hair back up. "Who the hell are you?" Jinx called.

"I'm Mistress. You just leave it at that witchcraft ho." The voice said roughly. She fixed the shoulders of her plain gray catsuit.

"Who are you calling a whore?" Jinx snapped her fingers. Nothing happened. She started snapping her fingers crazily.

"You, powerless ho. You wondering what happened to yo powers, right?"

Jinx stood up. Then she fell back down.

"Oh yeah, I threw off your balance. Thank my scientist hoes." She said mockingly sweet.

Jinx started shaking Kid. "Wake up!"

Kid started to wake up. "Huh? Where are we?" He rubbed his eyes.

Jinx pointed to the pretty woman, who's bright red lips were curled up in a smirk.

He checked her out. "Who is that?"

Jinx hit him. "Go find a exit."

"Try to run bitches. I gots a lot of hoes at every single exit. So try to run."

Kid Flash got up. Then he ran at snail pace. "What it the world?"

"Ha HA! I gave you the in-ject-tion! Ha HA!" She singsonged.

Jinx lost it. "Everyone WAKE UP!" She shouted.

Most of them were up. They started chattering loudly and standing up.

"Where am I?" Starfire asked.

"Why are my clothes on?" Argent asked. (Reference to the last chap of Stifling The Cravings)

They were getting louder.

"Are we gonna die?!" Beast Boy freaked.

Mistress crossed her arms over her large bust. "Shut up."

They were still loud.

"Shut up!" She yelled to no avail.

"SHUT UP!" She screeched. They shut up. "When I said 'shut up' I meant 'shut the fuck up', but it's not ladylike to fucking curse!"

They looked confused.

"You just cursed." Robin pointed out.

She glared at him "Say one more thing. I dare ya!"

"You ju-"

"Oh! Oh! I thought so!"

Robin cocked his head. "Bu-"

"Yeah, I knew you would not talk back to me."

Bee put her hands on her hips. "Will you tell us why we're here, you nutcase?"

Mistress gave her a nasty look. "Watch ya mouth, ho." She turned to the rest. "I'll explain when my last shipment arrives."

It gets better.