Disclaimer: If I was JKR... Well, read the fic. You'll see why I'm not.
(Speaking)
Draco: I like pretty pink flowers and cupcakes!
Harry: Are you... alright?
Draco: Oh yes, I'm perfectly perfect. -flips hair-
Harry: Ohkay....
Ginny: -pulls out drumsticks-
Bellatrix: -tunes guitar-
(Singing)
Dobby: -grabs on to mic and starts to sing- There was once a time when we were all...
All the HP characters: Aloneeeeee.
Dobby: But today things have changed, for the good and the bad,
And the darkness we had, It's not longer in us.....
Dumbledore: One two three four!
Ginny and Bellatrix: -starts jamming-
Dobby: And now I-I-I-I, I'm gonna find a away-heeee, we're gonna find a place where we all can sing in harmony-eeeee!
Hermione and Wormtail: Right here, right here....
Dobby: It's where we beloooonnggg!
Umbridge: This is our song! Hem, hem.
The Fat Lady: Ooooooh, ooooh oooh oooooh ooooooooh.
Dobby: From midnight to dusk, we have faith in us, and together we can be who we should beeeeeeeeeee...
Voldie: -comes out in a suit and top hat- We're not gonnaaaaaa...... -starts tap dancing- Fight anymore, oh, oh, ohhhh, fight anymore, oh, oh, oh, ohhh. We can be friends, if all we do is try!
Luna: -puts arm over Voldie's shoulders and tap dances with him- Soon you'll find It's not that hard, just be who you really areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Speaking)
Malfoy: FLOWERS!
Hermione: MYSOPHILIA!
Harry: THUNDER SCARS!
Everyone: -stops- Thunder scars?
Harry: -shrugs- It just came to me.
(Singing)
Everyone: Oooooooooooh.
Dobby: Weeeeeeee cannnnnnn beeeeeeeeeee....
Everyone: FREE! -holds hands and bows-
-curtains close-
FIN.
Alright, so. This is the first in my "Totally Pointless Musique" Collection. IF you people like it, that is. And how will I know if you loved it or not? That's right, REVIEW. (: It will make me happy. Oh, and to anyone who reconises "thunder scars", I did not steal that from pshhhh yeahh. She is my lovely fiancee and I have full permission to use it. And if you DON'T reconise it, why the HELL not?! -le gasp- Go read her fics, right now! I promise you, you wont be disapointed. 3