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Chapter 1: Damn You Kakashi!

Team 7 as usual waits for their sensei to come. "Have any of you two seen under Kakashi-Sensei's mask?" ask the blond haired boy that sat on the ground. "No." answered his two team members. "Haven't you ever wondered?" he asked. His two teammates nodded their head. "Maybe we can try and take in off." said the pink haired girl. "But how can we do it?" They all shrugged.

As they were thinking, Kakashi walked up. To his surprise when he greeted them Sakura and Naruto didn't yell at him, the team just stared at him. "Why are you late this time Kakashi?" ask Sakura. "Well, I ran into a black cat on the way so I had to take the long way around."

answered Kakashi. "Kakashi-Sensei you already used that one." said Sasuke. "I did?" asked Kakashi. "Yea, you did." said Naruto. "When?" asked Kakashi. "In the first Naruto episode." answered Sakura. "Oh yea that's right." said Kakashi, "I need to come up with more excuses." Kakashi said as his students sweatdropped.

Then he looked at his team. "Do any of you have any questions?" asked Kakashi. "Yea why are you our sensei?" whispered Naruto. Kakashi looked at Naruto. "What was that?" asked Kakashi. "Nothing" Naruto said laughing nervously. "Right, well any other questions?" asked Kakashi. "Come on it can be any kind of questions. Stop being boring," "Why are you a pervert?" asked Naruto.

"How old are you?" asked Sakura.

"Can we start our training?" asked Sasuke.

"Do you have any Ramen?" asked Naruto.

"You like Kurenai don't you?" asked Sakura.

"Can we start our training?" asked Sasuke.

"Why are we still asking questions?" asked Naruto.

"How many questions are we support to ask?" asked Sakura.

"Can we start training now and stop asking question?" asked Sasuke.

"Umm ok, we can stop with the question." said Kakashi. "Oh I have one more question." said Naruto. "What is it Naruto?" asked Kakashi. "Can we see under your mask?" asked Naruto. Kakashi tapped his chin with his finger. "Umm…y-no." answered Kakashi. "Why not?" asked Naruto.

"Because" answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because." answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because" answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because." answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because" answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because." answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because" answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because." answered Kakashi.

"Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because?" answered Kakashi.

"Wh-"

"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING WHY AND BECAUSE!" yelled Sakura. Naruto and Kakashi turned and looked at Sakura.

"Why?" They asked her.

Sakura was about to attack them but Sasuke held her back by her arm. "Wait until after training then you can kill them." Sasuke said still holding on to Sakura's arm.

"Well yea about that we aren't training today." said Kakashi. "So I should let her go?" asked Sasuke. "No not yet!" yelled Kakashi. "Why?" asked Sasuke. "Because I'm going to make a deal with you all." said Kakashi. "What's the deal?" asked Sakura. "I might show you what under my mask." said Kakashi. "What do we have to do for you to take off your mask?" asked Naruto.

"Well…You all have to do this for three weeks" said Kakashi. "Sakura you have to stop called Naruto names. Naruto you have to start chasing after Sakura and start thinking about Hinata." Then Kakashi looked at Sasuke, who was still holding onto Sakura's arm. "Sasuke you have to go on a dates with Sakura everyday during these three weeks. Plus you have to give her a present at the end of each date."

Sasuke glared at Kakashi. "Oh really." said Sasuke. "Hey you're lucky you'll don't have training plus you're also lucky I didn't say Ino…Umm Naruto it's time for us to leave." Kakashi said to Naruto as he looked at Sakura. "I agree." said Naruto looking at Kakashi. Then they speeded off as Sasuke let go of Sakura's arm.

"DAMN YOU KAKASHI!" yelled Sasuke and Sakura. Then Sasuke looked at Sakura. "Come on we have a teammate and a Sensei to hurt." Sasuke and Sakura jumped into a tree and speeded off the same way Naruto and Kakashi went.

S.S.-I.K.:bows Konnichiwa(1) to all of you, Konichiwa(2) to some, and Konbanwa(3) to others. Well I hope you liked this chapter

Team 7 walks in.

Sasuke: I didn't

S.S.-I.K.: Well I don't care what you think because I wasn't asking you I was asking the readers

Sasuke: Whatever

S.S.-I.K.: Shut up that's why you have to go on I date with Sakura. I should make you go on a date Ino

Sasuke and Sakura: WHAT NO!

S.S,-I.K.:blinks I was just playing

Sasuke: Good

S.S.-I.K.: You said that like you was going to do something

Sasuke: Shut up

S.S.-I.K.:Glares at Sasuke then looks at Naruto Naruto are you ok?

Naruto: Yea why do you ask?

S.S.-I.K.: Because you're silent. That's not normal.

Sasuke: Well it's a good thing

Naruto: Shut up Bastard!

Sasuke: Stop yelling Dobe!

S.S.-I.K.: looks at Kakashi Why do you read those books?

Kakashi: They're interesting. Do you want to kno what they are about? They're about-

S.S-I.K.: That's ok you don't have to tell me. Just keep on reading. slides away

Naruto: Don't call me a dobe!

Sasuke: Too late I already did dobe

Sakura: sighs Kkimss can you stop them

S.S.-I.K.: looks at Sakura Sure… Hey you two chicken heads stop yelling at each other!

Sasuke: What did you just call me!

S.S.-I.K.: A chicken head

Sasuke: Don't call me a chicken head!

S.S.-I.K.: Chicken head, if I want to call you a chicken head I can call you a chicken head. Ok chicken head?

Sasuke: Glares at Kkimss

S.S.-I.K.: pats Sasuke on the back I'm just kidding dude.

Sasuke: Don't touch me

S.S.-I.K.: Ok. slides over to the sitting Kakashi and Naruto and sits between them Sakura go over there and calm down your man.

Naruto and Kakashi: laughs

Sakura and Sasuke: What?

S.S.-I.K.: Oh well It's time to go. Stands up

Naruto and Kakashi: stands up

Team 7 lines up next to each other with Kakashi standing behind them.

S.S.-I.K.: stands in front of them and salutes

Team 7: salutes

S.S.-I.K.: Saying!

All: I hate you. You hate me. Lets hang Barney from a tree. With a shotgun BANG! Barney falls to the ground. YAY! No more purple dinosaur.

S.S.-I.K.: LOL (I had to add that) walks and stands between Sakura and Naruto everyone wave

Team 7: waves

S.S.-I.K.: waves Bye readers see ya next time

Team 7: Bye

Here are the Japanese words I used:

Konnichiwa – Hello

Konichiwa - Hello, Good afternoon

Konbanwa – Good evening