My Family Guy Spoofs 2
Dawn of War Spoof:
(Peter in the Imperium army Uniform facing orks)
Peter: Screaming while shooting his gun randomly)
Sergeant: Soldier!!
Peter: stops screaming) look sir. (Pointing at orc corpse) I got one I got one!
Sergeant: good work soldier…. But the bad news is you just killed half of our attack force!!
(Shows some wounded and dead imperium soldiers)
Peter: ohhh yeah uh… in training they said kill the green guys and you know in battle everything looks like greenish blurs I'm sorry everybody heh heh sorry.
Solider: what the hell man?!
Soldier: you jackass!
Sergeant: now the Orc hordes can kill us!! When we get back to command I am ordering an execution for you!!
Peter: actually look… (It shows a bunch of orcs destroying the base.
Orcs: Wagggh!!
Peter: well it's not that bad right guys. Guys? (It shows the soldiers boarded on a ship and took off)
Peter: Do I get purple hearts?!
Star Wars Spoof
(Peter as a bartender to a tattoine bar he is at a table taking orders)
Peter: ok so Mr.… who are you?
(It shows Anakin and ahsoka in hoods suitable for the desert)
Anakin: Valcon and I ordered a light drink.
Peter: alright and for you uh you're like what 18 right?
Ashoka: 14 and I'm pretty sure the drinking age is 21 anyway I'll have some milk.
Peter: ok I'll get right on…. I'm sorry guys hold on minute. Hey you guys.
(It shows the band for the bar)
Band leader: what is it man?
Peter: you've been playing that stupid song for 13 hours give it a rest!
Band Leader: hey man it's a hit listen to that crowd.
Fakes crowd with lips: play that same song.
Peter: oh ok well I guess- (sees something outside) hey hey! (Shows jawas trying to dismantle a hovercraft)
Get away get away! Shoo shoo! (He gets out a broom and starts batting it around) (Yells at the fleeing Jawas in alien language) annoying moochers.
Sopranos Spoof:
(It shows the diner of which just as the door opens it goes to black)
Director on set: what the hell happened?!
(It shows peter near the control camera room with a squeezed out jelly donut)
Tech guy: oh my god! You knocked the Sopranos out!
Peter: oh relax how bad the consequences can can be.
(He just smiles like he is looking at a camera like he knew what the results would be)