"Oh Louis..." The pill bottle beckoned. "Please...come take me!" It begged. Well, who was Louis to resist a good pill bottle? But instead of doing his cliché "Pills here!" He decided to keep it to himself. He quickly took the pills and kept on making his way to the safe house. Suddenly, he got a strange feeling in his groin. Similar to when he accidentally saw Zoey taking a shower, but there was no explanation for this.
"You know you want to fuck me, Louis." The pill bottle teased. Holy shit, was it possible a pill bottle was talking to him!? No, of course not...right? "You're not hearing things. It really is me." The bottle said to him.
Louis just decided he hadn't had enough sleep, so once they got into the safe room, he laid down on the bed that was in there and fell asleep.
"Mmm..." Someone mumbled, causing Louis to stir. He felt a cold breeze against his groin region and his legs. What he saw when he looked down surprised him even more.
"What the hell!?" He thought, staring at the pill bottle that was bouncing up and down on his man-parts. It didn't feel...good, nor bad...but it was definitely strange. Even worse was that a pill bottle was topping him with no explanation to be found. The others were sound asleep.
Let's just say, him and that pill bottle had more fun than they should have that night.