The Golden Sun Interactive Talk Show
Hosted by Mialee Liadon
Guests: Mia, Felix, Garet, and Menardi
Questions submitted by: Smitty from Pennsylvania, Mr. Wergenverser van
Luthren man Jenkins from Texas, and Joe from Taiwan
Ok people, allow me to explain what is going to go on here. This fanfic has
the potential to be hilarious if we do it right. I am going to interview
several different Golden Sun characters each chapter. This time I will make
up my own questions, but after this installment, I need my reviewers to
write the questions. It must be a signed review, and you must include a
location, even if it is fake. Actually, fake locations are more fun.
Unsigned reviews/questions will NOT be included on the show. Well now that
we've laid out the ground rules, let us begin!
DISCLAIMER: Well, you know I don't own this. I only own Mialee. And maybe
even she isn't mine.
Mialee: Hello and welcome to the Golden Sun Talk Show! (applause) Thank
you! Please welcome our first guest. . .Mia!
(Mia walks out to deafening applause, particularly from the males in the
crowd.)
Mia: Oh shut it, you worthless-
Mialee: Heyyy, hey, hey! No foul language.
Mia: Sorry!
Mialee: Alright then! Our first question comes from Smitty in Penn Hills,
Pennsylvania:
"Mia, did you know that Garet is just using you to get closer to that
little healer girl and her grandma? They've been going out for five years!"
Mia: That. . .that. . .that FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Mialee: Uhh, that's Lord of the Rings, not Golden Sun.
Mia: That. . .PERSON!
(Mia rushes off the stage. Garet begins to beg for mercy from behind the
curtain as she relentlessly punches him, and Mia can be heard yelling
"STUPID FOOL OF A TOOK!!!" The audience begins to shout "Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry!")
Mialee: Haha. . .now, this isn't Jerry Springer. Not yet anyways. So let's
welcome our next guest, Felix!
(Felix walks out, looking very nervous because of what happened to Garet.)
Mialee: Hello Felix!
Felix: . . .
Mialee: Uh, okay. So our next question is from. . .Mr. . .Wergen. .
.verser. . .van Luthren. . .man Jenkins in 88, Texas. Mr. Wergenverser van
Luthren man Jenkins asks:
"Felix, why are you always so silent? Even in Golden Sun: The Lost Age,
when you saw that big tidal wave, you just said "!!!""
Felix: . . .(nods)
Mialee: While that didn't answer Mr. Wergenverser van Luthren man Jenkins's
question, I guess I can let that slide.
Felix: . . . (leaves)
Mialee: Okay then. Our next question is for Menardi.
(Menardi walks out to complete silence. Crickets can be heard chirping in
the background.)
Menardi: What's the matter with you people? I will kill you! (Menardi casts
Eruption, the audience bursts into flames. After a few moments, the charred
remainder begins cheering.)
Mialee: Well now. Anyway, our question is from Joe in Taiwan:
"Menardi, will you go out with me?"
Menardi: What do you think I am, a mail-order bride? NO WAY!!! Where does
that guy live again?
Mialee: Taiwan.
Menardi: Okay then! I'm going to Taiwan! (leaves)
Mialee: We've set up a hidden camera to follow Menardi to Taiwan. Watch:
(The hidden camera blinks on, showing Menardi beating up a guy in an
apartment.)
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Mialee: Well, that's all for today! Please remember to submit your
questions in a signed review! Goodbye!
Hosted by Mialee Liadon
Guests: Mia, Felix, Garet, and Menardi
Questions submitted by: Smitty from Pennsylvania, Mr. Wergenverser van
Luthren man Jenkins from Texas, and Joe from Taiwan
Ok people, allow me to explain what is going to go on here. This fanfic has
the potential to be hilarious if we do it right. I am going to interview
several different Golden Sun characters each chapter. This time I will make
up my own questions, but after this installment, I need my reviewers to
write the questions. It must be a signed review, and you must include a
location, even if it is fake. Actually, fake locations are more fun.
Unsigned reviews/questions will NOT be included on the show. Well now that
we've laid out the ground rules, let us begin!
DISCLAIMER: Well, you know I don't own this. I only own Mialee. And maybe
even she isn't mine.
Mialee: Hello and welcome to the Golden Sun Talk Show! (applause) Thank
you! Please welcome our first guest. . .Mia!
(Mia walks out to deafening applause, particularly from the males in the
crowd.)
Mia: Oh shut it, you worthless-
Mialee: Heyyy, hey, hey! No foul language.
Mia: Sorry!
Mialee: Alright then! Our first question comes from Smitty in Penn Hills,
Pennsylvania:
"Mia, did you know that Garet is just using you to get closer to that
little healer girl and her grandma? They've been going out for five years!"
Mia: That. . .that. . .that FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Mialee: Uhh, that's Lord of the Rings, not Golden Sun.
Mia: That. . .PERSON!
(Mia rushes off the stage. Garet begins to beg for mercy from behind the
curtain as she relentlessly punches him, and Mia can be heard yelling
"STUPID FOOL OF A TOOK!!!" The audience begins to shout "Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry!")
Mialee: Haha. . .now, this isn't Jerry Springer. Not yet anyways. So let's
welcome our next guest, Felix!
(Felix walks out, looking very nervous because of what happened to Garet.)
Mialee: Hello Felix!
Felix: . . .
Mialee: Uh, okay. So our next question is from. . .Mr. . .Wergen. .
.verser. . .van Luthren. . .man Jenkins in 88, Texas. Mr. Wergenverser van
Luthren man Jenkins asks:
"Felix, why are you always so silent? Even in Golden Sun: The Lost Age,
when you saw that big tidal wave, you just said "!!!""
Felix: . . .(nods)
Mialee: While that didn't answer Mr. Wergenverser van Luthren man Jenkins's
question, I guess I can let that slide.
Felix: . . . (leaves)
Mialee: Okay then. Our next question is for Menardi.
(Menardi walks out to complete silence. Crickets can be heard chirping in
the background.)
Menardi: What's the matter with you people? I will kill you! (Menardi casts
Eruption, the audience bursts into flames. After a few moments, the charred
remainder begins cheering.)
Mialee: Well now. Anyway, our question is from Joe in Taiwan:
"Menardi, will you go out with me?"
Menardi: What do you think I am, a mail-order bride? NO WAY!!! Where does
that guy live again?
Mialee: Taiwan.
Menardi: Okay then! I'm going to Taiwan! (leaves)
Mialee: We've set up a hidden camera to follow Menardi to Taiwan. Watch:
(The hidden camera blinks on, showing Menardi beating up a guy in an
apartment.)
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Mialee: Well, that's all for today! Please remember to submit your
questions in a signed review! Goodbye!