Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me.
A/N: Wow, it sure has been a long time since I've posted anything on fanfiction. Boy, have I missed you guys though. I've decided to suspend writing my longer stories (Hero, Final Destination The Musical and Wrong Turn 3) because of lack of reviews. But, here's a story that is exactly what the title suggested so, review and above all, enjoy because it's supposed to be humorous.
Ode to Final Destination
Here is a poem for the movies I love
It's not a horror movie about a man who kills with a razor glove
Or about a man in a ghost mask
It's about Death, come to kick your ass
If you cheat Death, you will know
All about the characters that run this show
Like Terry Chaney, who had a date with a bus
And Carter Horton, the jock who liked to cuss
Alex and Clear almost won
But then discovered that Death comes for everyone
Postponing Death caused Kimberly Corman a lot of strife
Until she realized the only to cheat Death was by new life
So, this is an ode to the movies that (not really) make me whizz
As you see, Final Destination really is the chizz
A horror movie that's smarter then most
Where the villain is neither a man, a wolf or a ghost
With many great stories on fanfiction.net
With lots of good plots, twists and turns, you bet
Written by people like Curtis and Cici and Dharke
Final Destination
will always have a special place in my heartThe most creative movie of all time
Certainly deserves these verses of rhyme
As you can see Final Destination is my favorite movie and always will be
I hope they make a number three.