Summary-Tracey kidnaps Misty………..
A/N-I got the inspiration for this fic from reading "Misty's Love" [a really funny fic!]
A Kidnapping Gone Screwy
One day "our heroes"[quote "e] were walking along the Valencia Island Public Beach. Tracey ha d been acting REALLY weird that day, so he finally blew his top and said….
"That's it! I've had it! Screw you Ash! I'm going back to the city and I'm taking Misty with me! Rapidash, go!"[A/N- let's just say he caught a Rapidash, k?]
"No you're naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" yelled Misty "Help!"
Well, it just so happened that Tracey lived right next door to Raye [whom you may know better as Sailor Mars]. Raye, Mew, and Mewtwo were all great friends. One day they were talking about what kind of wedding Ash and Misty should have. Mew and Mewtwo were arguing over whether it should be plain and simple[Mew] or big, elaborate and beautiful[Mewtwo]. When they heard this…
[smooch, kiss, kiss, smooch]
"Help me!"
[smooch, kiss, smooch]
"EWWWWWWWWW!" exclaimed Raye "I think I'm gong to hurl!"
"Let's go see what it is!" said Mewtwo, always hungry for "dirty laundry" so to speak.
"Yeah, maybe we can help her!" said Mew, kind and generous as always.[just for Mewberries!]
They all went over and peeped in Tracey's living room window. All they could see was Tracey making out with Misty and Misty practically exhausting herself trying to get away[sorry perverts, no sex!]
"This oughtta make me rich!" exclaimed Mewtwo, he whipped out a video camera.
"Put that down!" scolded Mew. "We're here to help Misty!"
With that Mew took the video camera and smashed it with its tail.
Mars…Star…Power!
"You guys ready?"
"I was born ready."
"Oh, shut up, Mewtwo!" [that was Mew]
"On three, 1…2…3!"
"What the-"
"You found me- hey, you're not Ash!"
"Yeah, but I'm still here to help you. Mars…Fire…Ignite!"
"Aaaah!"
"Mew, Mewtwo, you take it from here, I'll go get Ash!"
"Right!"
"Rapidash, Go! Come on, girl, let's go find Ash."
BOOM! Tracey was hurled away by blasts of powerful psychic energy. About half a minute after, Raye , Ash, and Brock burst in the door.
"You came, thank goodness!" Misty ran over to Ash. While they were hugging Brock opened his big mouth.
"Cute butt!"
"Go away, squinty eyes, I already have a boyfriend!"
"Darn."
"Well, we gotta go, bye, Raye!"
"Bye Mewtwo, Bye Mew!"
"Bye, Bye, Bye!" chirped Mew in its cheerful voice.
[And the scene ends with Ash and Misty hugging and Raye hurling big fireballs at Brock]
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