NOTE: I don't own Harry Potter, but I do own the crazy man.
I thought about this when I was trying to go to sleep. It's really crazy.
Crazy Man
One morning Ron was walking down the hall, trying to get to Transfiguration class.
When suddenly a man ran up and shook him by the shoulders.
The man ran off when Harry and Hermione came running up.
"What happened?" Harry asked.
"I was walking down the hall when this guy ran up and shook me by the shoulders. He ran off when you guys came up," Ron answered.
"Did you see who it was?" Hermione asked.
"No. I couldn't see his face, he had a bag on his head," Ron replied.
"What's going on?" Professor Snape asked as he walked up.
The three were about to answer when the man came running down the hall.
He went behind Snape, who was to busy staring at the trio to notice, hugged Snape and shook him all around.
A second later he put Snape down and ran towards the Great Hall.
"What was that?" Snape asked.
"A man with a bag on his head," Ron answered.
"A bag?" Snape said, confused.
"A cloth bag, like the kind that the Muggle's used when they chopped people's head off," Hermione replied.
Just then they heard a scream. Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Professor Snape rushed towards were
the scream came from, the Great Hall.
When they got there, they found the man with the bag on his head and a Hufflepuff girl.
The man was now wearing a bunny suit.
"No one told me that we got a bunny!" The Hufflepuff exclaimed.
"Meow," the 'bunny' said.
"I'm going to get the Headmaster," Professor Snape said as he left the room.
"Moo," the 'bunny' replied.
"We should get to class," Hermione said.
Ron and Harry nodded and they headed over to Transfiguration class.
"You're late," Professor McGonagall said when they came in.
"Sorry Professor, but there was this man in a bunny suit with a bag on his head," Hermione said.
"A man?" McGonagall asked.
"Quack," the 'bunny' said.
"Alright, I won't take away any points since the story's true," McGonagall said.
The 'bunny' fallowed the trio everywhere for the rest of class.
They were in the common room doing their homework when the 'bunny' came in, carrying a flailing Draco.
"Tell your friend to put me down!" Draco yelled.
The 'bunny' put Draco down on a chair and sat near the fireplace.
"I'm outta here," Draco said as he ran off.
"Peep," the 'bunny' said.
Harry sighed.
Just then Professor Dumbledor and a few men came in. They took the 'bunny' and left.
"Whoo!" The 'bunny' said.
"Those men were from the Ministry. They'll take care of him now," Professor Dumbledor told them.
Ron, Harry, and Hermione nodded and Dumbledor left the common room.
The End