Ore-Sama: This is a companion fic to The Lonesome Penguin (dedicated to me). I like the title because my dad hates polar bears.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pingu, but I would like to! Pingu, come to Holland and give me your body, LOL jk. Unless you want to give me your body. I would totally be okay with that.
KingOreSama the polar bear was depressed. She had just found out that her parents were separating, but luckily there was a ShadyVox livestream going on to distract herself from her woes. She spends every moment teasing people and making rude jokes. She even logs onto the stream from school. In fact, she even keeps three tabs open, and comments as OreSama, Slendy, and Slenderman. She is annoyed when a different Slenderman uses her name to place a joke bid in the auction. How dare he soil her joke name!
Now however, the stream is over, and she can resume her life, or so she thinks. She is bored at school, so she decides to look at Shady's livestream for kicks. There are still people chatting, so she joins in. She befriends a lonely British penguin named Pingu, and the two exchange friendship and prompts.
"Someday, let's go to an anime convention!" KingOresama says. Pingu writes that penguins and polar bears are destined to never meet. KingOresama took offence to that, declared Pingu a cyberbully, and left the chat, resuming her life as a foreigner who is bullied for not being a native speaker of the local language and being from a place where children's card games are considered more important than fashion and shoes.
She later went on to get married to an extremely butch Mexican woman, but she never forgot the short friendship she shared with a certain penguin. She even has a key shaped dildo in memory of the stream.