I do not own Harry Potter.
"Eeeeeeeeep! Help! Arghh!"
Screams of pure terror echoed through the night air. Harry Potter stared in shock at a figure standing in the middle of the Gryffindor Common. A sparkly vampire stood smiling gruesomely at him.
After Harry recovered his senses, he whipped out his wand and screamed at the top of his lungs, "EXPELLIARMUS!"
As the spell hit the sparkly vampire, it flew back and crashed against the wall. It muttered, "Ow" as it rubbed its egg-shaped head.
Seeing as his spell did no damage, Harry squealed with terror as the vampire thing in turn, produced a torch and shined it onto itself. The blinding rays were too much for poor Harry Potter as he ran blindly, and tripped over his potions book which he forgot to pick up earlier. Harry tumbled head over heels and evidently smashed into an armchair.
Hermione and Ron heard Harry Potter's pleas for help and raced towards his aid. But it was too late, Harry Potter was losing his consciousness.
The sparkly vampire cackled with glee. Hermione shrieked at it, "WHY?" Turning towards the witch, the vampire announced in a rusty voice, "my name is Sparkie!" With that comment, Sparkie adjusted his torch so that the light and sparkiness was angled at Hermione.
Ron yelled, "Avada Kedavra!" in an attempt save Hermione but the killing curse missed and hit a nearby vase causing a massive green explosion.
"OH NO!" Hermione screamed. "My beautiful vase, you'll pay for that Sparkie!" She pointed her wind directly between the eyes of the vampire and shouted "DURO!" (This spell is said to turn its target to stone.)
Sparkie stiffened and instantly began to turn into a cement statue. But not before it pointed its quivering finger at Hermione and opened its mouth to say something.
Harry Potter woke up and looked around him. Then, he laid his eyes at the vampire statue standing before him.
"What a nice statue!"
I thought this might be funny but of course I was wrong.
I also have no idea what a twilight vampire would be doing at Hogwarts.