Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Inuyasha.

Authors Note: I was just thinking about a fan art I had seen on DeviantArt. Sesshomaru had Kagura, Kagome, and Sango all over him. Behind him was Naraku, Inuyasha, and Miroku wondering what Sesse had that they didn't. Well except for this it is a twist.

In this Naraku is a frenemy.


On the edge of the village of Edo there was several young women gathered waiting for a loved one. He had been gone for a couple of weeks to a few neighboring villages doing work. The women couldn't wait for him to return. The men on the other hand could.

Inuyasha, Koga, Naraku, and Kohaku hoped he would be away for a really long time. Sesshomaru could care less about either side. But had fun tormenting the four.

"Why does he have to come back?" Naraku asked.

"Maybe it is because he has six mates waiting on him." Sesshomaru replied, smirking when they glared at him.

"No he doesn't. He has three mates and three wives." Inuyasha argued.

"What did we do wrong?" Koga asked.

"You ran from her. Flaunted another in her face. Took your sweet time finding your way to her and when you did you already lost her." Sesshomaru said.

"Why are you here?" Kohaku asked, darkly.

"My mate wishes to visit with the other women and I like to see your suffering." he stated simply.

"How is it you are mated?" Inuyasha asked.

"I did the opposite of what you did." he said.

"Yeah you did. What does he have that we don't have?" Koga asked loudly catching the attention of the women.

"Everything!" they shouted back to them.

"What would these everythings be?" Inuyasha asked.

"He has patience." Sango said.

"He doesn't flaunt other women in our faces." Kikyo, Kagome, and Ayame said together.

"He loves women and knows how to treat them." Kagura said.

"He also doesn't take his sweet time getting what he wants." Kanna said.

They all bowed their heads in embarrassment, while Sesshomaru suppressed the urge to laugh.

As the hours passed the six women returned to their hut to make some dinner and clean a little bit. They really missed their husband/mate and wanted him home with them.

When nightfall was closing in Sesshomaru had called his mate, Rin, to him for it was time to leave. As they began to leave the very man that was missed so much was coming upon the village. When Rin saw him she became happy for her friends and wanted to tell them.

"Sesshomaru-sama may I tell them that he is back?" she asked.

"Yes." he said.

Rin ran to the hut and told them from the door. She had to jump out of the way or she would have been run over by the excited women to see if it was really their mate/husband. It was. They all ran towards shouting his name.

"Miroku!" they cried.

"You are home."

"We missed you."

"Please do not go away for so long again."

The perverted monk smiled at his greeting. All of his wives/mates had missed him and he had missed them. He stood still as they all engulfed him in a hug and each kissed his cheek.

"I am happy to see you all." he said.

They all smiled and pulled him towards their hut. They had dinner waiting and would soon have a hot bath waiting on him too. Then the bed would be waiting for him to settle in the middle, his three mates on one side and his three wives on the other.

When they had settled to bed, Miroku stared at the roof of the hut and smiled. It was good to be a hentai.


Authors Note: Any questions? Ask. No flames please.