The GundamKing(Uncut)
by : Taylor Duo's Gurl

The Beginning :

(Relena is making everyone do plays, so she is responsible for this stupid fanfic)

(Overly Dramatic Musical)
*A ODMal number starts in. The grassy grounds of Africa begin rumbling, Trowa comes out in a giraffe suit, his head sticking out of the neck, slowly he is followed by two small zebras, one is noin, the other is Relena*

*At the top on a hug rock, a huge piece sticking out and up towards the sky(Like the LionKing rock). Qautre and Dorothy sit on the ground Dorothy has duo in a Simba costume laying next to her. She looks at him with a disgusted look*

Dorothy : *looks at Qautre* how did we have such a revolting baby, I mean cub?

Qautre : ^-^ I believe we have a wonderful cub, just wonderful!!

Dorothy: _

Duo: well your not exualy ready for a beauty pageant either miss. My-eyebrows-got-in-a-fight-with-a-lawnmower.

*Heero comes out in a monkey costume, looks around at everyone and sneers* what kind of an assignment is this? I should have shot Relena when I got the chance…

*Heero holds a coconut in his hands. He sorta limp/walks over to duo*

Duo : *starts screaming* IT'S A MONKEY!!!

Heero: *cracks the coconut on duo's head, who is immediately conked out. Dorothy smiles, then Heero takes some of the milk and smears it on duo's forehead, drawing relena with a gun at her head. Dorothy snickers a little*

Relena : what's so funny??

Heero and Dorothy chorus : Nothing….

Qautre : *glares at Dorothy* why are you laughing? That was uncalled for!

Dorothy: *smiles at him* ^-^

*Heero begins pushing duo up the rock to the edge* *grunts* you way more then my gundam…

Duo : *wakes up* get away from me you pervert!!*duo begins slapping Heero, then see's Relena's glare. Stops.*

Heero : quite your yapping *gets him to the edge, tries to hold him up. Sweat starts pouring down his face he grabs him by the costume's shoulders. Holds him up giving him a serious wedgey.*

Duo: I'm gonna get you for this relena!!!

*the "Circle Of Life" chorus starts in. In the middle of the chorus Duo breaks through the bottom of the costume and lands on the edge of the rock, in his undies.*

*Hilde from offstage* so he does like boxers…. ~_^