#1

Guitar intro for 4000000 minutes...

(Sakura)
Uh uh uh
I just gotta bring it to their attention Kero
That's all...

You better watch who you talkin' bout
Playin' your card
Like you own me
You gone stick around and check
Why Nelvana
They near disown me
Why one-on-one you can't play me
If your last name was Reed
Only way to live out
Is to be on Kids WB
No resident of Clow
But the Reedington
106 tons
Told em "No, I have no son"
Tyring to compare this
My card to your card
You're like 100% pure butter
Your a really big lard
Your out of your mind
Thinking I'm going to shout out your name
You gotta come up with better ways than that to get an anime
Only switch Eriol applying
Is time to turn off
Before I get on Fiery side
Make you burn off
As much as we see
Still hard to please Li
Don't be lying
And crying
Easy, do-re-mi
Cause Clow's cards are wack
Yu-Gi-Oh is wack
And matter fact
Eh eh eh eh eh forget that

(Chorus)
I am number one
No matter if Li like it
Ready take this down in writing
I am number one
To-to-to-to-mo-yo
Now let me ask you girl
What does it take to be number one?
Yugi is not a winner
And Pokecards nobody remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey

(Li)
Do you like it when I catch it for ya?
Sakura? Get it all around?
Send flying to you before it touches the ground?

(Sakura)
Hell yeah
I'm a girl that's willing to learn
Willing to do the house chores
Butter to churn
And not concerned about that
He say, she say, did he say, what I think he said?
Squash that
Buying memoribilia off E-bay
Or some Internet accesss
Some website chat line
Those cards, they mine
Get more viewers then Dateline
Oh if my mama could see me now
If she could see how many bakas wanna be me now
Staright emulating my style
Right to the "pow, pow"
Peyton bout to score now?
Better wait till third down
I got about forty
Hey come on, let's go to a party
When I'm around Li, act naughty
Mixing cards at the party
Got me catching for sure
I'm not a girl of many words
But there's one thing I know
Card

I am number one
No matter if Li like it
Ready take this down in writing
I am number one
To-to-to-to-mo-yo
Now let me ask you girl
What does it take to be number one?
Yugi is not a winner
And Pokecards nobody remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey

Hey yo, I'm tired of people juding what's real cartoons
Half the time you be them baka who dies really soon
(You know) Anime sank and it ain't left the dock
(C'mon!) Mad cause I rule
(Y'all just) mad cause you drool
I don't use any props
But I like the yachts
Throw some rocks
Keep my cards coming in flocks
Till you flood the toilet bowl
Keep the card of Lock
Shhhhh...I'm awake ha ha
I'm cocky on the show
But I'm humble in real life
Taking nothing for granted
Blessing everything in my life
Trying to see a new light
By breaking the whole roof
Break them shingles
Knock out some tooth
Voting booths
Li eating cheese poofs
He takes shirt off
In the coupe
Kick him with the boot
My family and friends
And my closest to kin
And I do it again
If it means I'm a win

I am number one
No matter if Li like it
Ready take this down in writing
I am number one
To-to-to-to-mo-yo
Now let me ask you girl
What does it take to be number one?
Yugi is not a winner
And Pokecards nobody remembers (hey)
What does it take to be number one?
Hey hey hey hey


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