Be warned. Yuri and Yaoi. Also, some normal pairs. Not for closed-minded people. I do not own Naruto. I just write about it.

My first posted fanfic so be nice.

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Chapter One

August 16. The first day of school.

Zabuza pulled into the parking lot, sighing quietly to himself. This year would probably be as boring as usual.

Work at Konoha High was his daily life. He'd work, buy some take-out, and go to bed.

Zabuza walked down the halls to his normal Literature classroom. Class 309-B. He opened the door and stepped inside. The room was as boring as usual. Zabuza flicked on the lights, even though he didn't need them. After teaching in the same class for 4 years, he knew the area like the back of his hand.

He laid his teacher preparation utensils down and stepped outside the class. His fellow teachers were conversing in the hall. They all wore the same school staff uniform, except Kurenai( the science teacher), who sported a khaki skirt instead of the usual tan pants. Zabuza walked over to them, the rich smell of fresh coffee reaching his nose.

The art teacher, Hatake Kakashi, hand him his morning cup. Zabuza accepted the cup and inhaled the lovely aroma.

"Morning," Zabuza said as he took a swallow from his cup. Kakashi smiled at him.

"Oh hey, Momochi, we were just talking the usual morning buzz."

Zabuza looked around at the faces of his colleagues. "Anything new?"

Kurenai looked at the serious man. ⌠Well...I'm pregnant." The pallor face of the literature teacher was expected."P-preg-gnat?!" He asked, looking around at the teachers, "By who?!"

Her amber eyes shifted over to the math teacher, Sarutobi Asuma, who was nervously fidgeting with his watch. Zabuza blushed, unaware of the outside-work relationship between the two. ⌠Are you guys married too," he joked nervously, eyes drifting back and forth between the faces.

"This Saturday."

Kakashi patted Asuma on the back." Don't be so shy, man, it's not like we didn't see it coming (Ya know, with all the flirting you guys do."

Zabuza laughed half-heartedly, truly oblivious to the fact that this relationship had been underway before summer started. He looked around at the others. ⌠How come I didn't know about any of this?"

Kakashi smiled. ⌠Maybe you should try answering your phone. All though your house is so messy, you probably couldn't find it."

Zabuza glared at him. ⌠Don▓t go there, Hatake. Your house is almost junkier than mine."

"Actually, Zabuza, the correct term is 'was'." Kakashi grinned, rubbing the back of his silver-haired head. ⌠Ever since Iruka and I hooked up, not a drop of dirt has landed in our house."(A/N: When I was pairing up couples, they were left over. Same age, so it should work.)

Zabuza flushed a deep red." Okay, so let me get this straight." He lowered his head, his brain processing all of this information. ⌠Am I the only one alone?"

Giggling, Kurenai answered a straightforward, ⌠Yes."

Zabuza groaned. A ringing bell abruptly stopped the conversation, alerting the teachers to hurry to their respective classrooms else they be buried beneath the mob high schoolers.

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Well, there's my first chapter. Review, I beg of you!