bert's stolen oatmeal

by JoeyHensonInteractiveMedia

Bert loves his oatmeal, but what if Ernie was a thief and took Bert's oatmeal away?

This is a 21st fanfic production! Tah-dah! No flaming/burning it, please.

Enjoy it.

Bert was enjoying his oatmeal when Ernie popped in.

"GIMME YOUR OATMEAL!" shouted Ernie.

"This is my oatmeal, Ernie! You can't have it!"

It was too late. Ernie already snatched it from Bert.

"Haha! I took your oatmeal!" said Ernie, as he ran away with the oatmeal in his hands.

Bert began to cry.

"Waaaaaaaaaah! My oatmeal is gone!"

It was gone for good. Because Ernie has taken Bert's oatmeal, and ate it. Ernie's like a thief.

"Face it, Bert. I already ate your oatmeal." Ernie said, as he took off his thief disguise.

"Why, Ernie? Why would you just steal my oatmeal?" Bert asked.

"Because, Bert. I don't just like oatmeal, I LOVE oatmeal!" Ernie said with a chuckle.

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