Miko: hi guys, miko here ^_^ anywhoozer, I had this idea in my head for a while, thinking, 'what if TD wasn't a reality show, what if it was all filmed and the whole thing was just acted out?' Then thought "what would happen behind the scenes?" and figured this is what would be going on then decided, 'what the heck? Let me just upload it" and I did
Chiko: disclaimer-iwuvpenguins101 does not own TD in any way, hence the term fanfiction. Duh!
Enjoy :)
"I love you, Snuggle Bear," Bridgette said dreamily, looking at the blonde party boy.
"I love you more, Honey cake," he replied.
"I love you the most," she said.
"I love you the mostest, Snookums," Geoff replied, leaning closer.
Bridget's expression turned into one of utter disgust. "Snookums, really?" she asked.
"Don't blame me, it's in the script!" Geoff said, taking out the paper and shoving it in her face. "It's not my fault the script writer is so crappy!"
"Then if it's not your fault, whose is it?" the blonde diva asked. "Why am I even here? This is not what I signed up for!"
"Cut!" the director said in complete exasperation. "Bridget, honey, what's wrong?"
The girl glared at him. "You wanna know what's wrong? This whole thing," she waved her arms about to show she was talking about the entire Total Drama set, "is what's wrong! This script is crappy and I'm expected fall for that guy?" she pointed at Geoff. "Seriously? Why couldn't you set me up with somebody like him?" she pointed at Duncan who, at the time, was feeding a homeless kitten, "At least he plays the badass punk, why can't my character and his character get together?"
The director heaved a huge sigh. He had heard all this before. "For the millionth time, Bridget, your characters just aren't compatible. And Duncan already has two love interests, and that's more than enough."
Bridget threw her hands up. "Then could you at least have my character like someone who's a better kisser?" she asked in annoyance. "I mean, that guy can't kiss to save his life. And the worst part is that ever since the second season, every time we're in the same room we're expected to kiss. Do you know the kind of psychological damage that can do to a person?" she shuddered. "I still have nightmares."
Geoff stood up, feeling completely offended. "It's not just about you, you know. What about me? Do you know what I have to go through? Your character and her whole, 'save the rabbits' crap. Do you have any idea how annoying that is?"
The girl turned to face her character's boyfriend and put her hands on her hips. "First of all, its save the whales, smartass. And second of all, though I hate to admit it, I totally agree with you. It does get annoying." She spun to face the director again. "Why does she have to be so damn perfect all the time? It's sickening."
He pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation. "Because it's her character."
"Can't she be like a secret agent assassin or something?" Bridget asked.
The director shook his head. "Nope."
"A vampire slayer?"
"Nuh-uh."
"At least let her have like dark side or something."
"Negative." He looked at the diva. "Why must you be so difficult all the time, Bridget? We'll shoot this scene and then, I don't know, you can get a manicure or something."
The blonde looked at him in resentment, but grudgingly went back to her spot on the set and crossed her arms. "Fine, but I don't like this at all."
With a roll of his eyes, the director looked at the cameraman. "Okay, light's camera and-"
"Wait!" one of the girls yelled.
With groan, the director turned to see where the voice came from. "What!"
Courtney came running in without wearing a shirt, looking completely perplexed. "You gotta help me!"
"Oh God! Did Cody rape you?" the director asked, getting worried. That would be the third girl this month.
Courtney shook her and held up one of her tops. "I don't know which hole my head goes through."
The director sighed. "Courtney? Really?" he asked.
Courtney nodded. "I don't know where my head fits," she said with a sniffle.
"Yo!" Bridget yelled. "Dumbass, we're trying to shoot here!"
The brunette's eyes instantly widened until they were about twice their normal size. "D-don't kill me!" she said, and dove behind the director's chair to hide.
"I didn't mean-" Bridget began but sighed. Why bother? Trying to explain herself to Courtney was like trying to talk to a brick wall. "Forget it. Just put your shirt on, you look like a desperate slut."
Speaking of desperate sluts, Gwen walked in wearing a super small, super tight tank top and incredibly short, virtually non-existent skirt, while chewing a wad of gum. " 'Sup guys?" she said, then winked at the director who ignored her.
"Gwen? What are you wearing?" Geoff asked, horrified. "It's like you've got nothing on."
"Oh put a cork in it, will ya?" the girl snapped. She had a thick New Jersey accent, and Geoff couldn't begin to think of how she lost it when she was acting. "I didn't grace you with my presence to talk to you anyways, I came here to talk to him." The slut pointed at the director.
He exhaled in annoyance. "What now, Gwen?"
She smiled and sashayed toward him. "About my character, she's a little too covered up, don't you think?"
"She's a Goth," he reminded her. "Goths are generally covered up."
"Come on," Gwen said rolling her eyes. "You expect me to cover this sexy body?" she gestured towards herself. "And why can't I get a tan? And why the hell do I have to wear such ugly colors?"
"She's a Goth," he repeated. "Now go screw Alejandro or whichever boy you're doing right now."
She scowled at him. "You think you know everything, doncha? And FYI, I'm not with Alejandro anymore, he was so last week's news. Dumped after the third night and now I'm with Cody."
Bridget rolled her eyes. "We don't want to know about your sex life, Gwen. We all know it's heavily booked right now."
Gwen gave her a glare then turned to Courtney, who still was struggling with a shirt. "Courtney…I have no words for your idiocy."
She left the set and Geoff stared after her. "She's a hoe," he commented when she was out of earshot.
"You can say that again," the director said. "Now Bridget, let's get to the scene before somebody else comes in."
The blonde diva's shoulders drooped as she exhaled. "Whatever, let's get this over with."
Miko: And that was Chapter 1! What did you guys think? Was it good?
Chiko: that was more of an introduction to the whole thing, there's a hell of a lot more drama!
Miko: and what did you think of the characters (don't say they're OOC, that's how they're supposed to be) does it work for them? Can you see a slutty Gwen? Or Bridget being a diva? Or Courtney being stupid? And how do you think Geoff should be like,i'm not so sure about his character yet. PM me or tell me in your reviews
Chiko: who do you want me to feature in the next chapter? Tell me through your reviews and we'll see.
Miko and Chiko are out. Peace :)